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Koolaid - Male Nurse About Town

"That son of bitch Kool Aid knows how to bitch slap a person. It's as if Ike Turner and Moe from the

About Me

....full time dad, part time announcer for the most ass-kicking rollerderby league on the planet (www.txrollergirls.com), full time ER RN, part time comic, and intermittent drunken philospher.....
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Also, I freaking love rollerderby. If you don't know yet, you are SERIOUSLY fucking behind the times.

My Interests

reading good books, listening to good music, drinking good beer, swimming in barton springs, and biking the greenbelt (preferably to a spot where i can sit, and read while listening to some music and drinking a beer).

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

..... ....... you should watch this all the way through. stanhope is the funnniest motherfucker out there right now...... .. ......or the other gazillion artists i have on itunes (presently @ 6.9 GB and climbing)

Movies:

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Television:

.. .... someday, someday, my dreams will come.... ..oh, shit, i mean, i never watch it, kill the tv, etc....uhhh......

Books:

i say this in all seriousness, i read more than anyone you know. really. far, far, far too many favorites to mention. some include early vonnegut, later phillip k. dick, douglas adams, the tao te ching, terry pratchett, harry potter, and hunter s. thompson. i'm also a huge fan of history books, particularly the "every politician and teacher you've ever known has been lying to you" variety.

Heroes:

........... .....i was actually at the recording of his "rant in e minor concert," and you can hear me yelling a couple of times........and you should probably only watch the next video if you're a real fan.... ..

My Blog

washing the pussy (or monkey (ok, not a monkey, a pussy (getting washed (SFW))))

god in heaven this is funny. ...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

women in a fucking nutshell

women. women? women. ok, so i have finally, after 33 years and some odd months, figured you bitches out. sure, it took some time. plenty of failed relationships. plenty of heartbreak, and tears,...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

dear abby, i think you want me

so i'm reading the following bulliten entry from a roller friend of mine, something about the perfect guy........I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowi...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:27:00 PST

THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET!!

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html i'd recommend starting w/ "d" and the 3rd activity level. but its all good. love, koolaid ...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

holy fucking moly, tucson was AMAZING!!

holey key-rist, i think i just had the best weekend of my life.  the 2006 women's flat track derby association's tucson dust devil invitational, dontcha know. here's some things i learned. a) the...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:09:00 PST

i love my job

you know, as much as it sucks to have to be mean to the homeless and drug addicted folks that use the ER as their one stop shower/drug stop... ...because, god knows, these poor people have had enough ...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST

old people and stamps

(what follows is a post from the group http://groups.myspace.com/peoplewhohatepeoplepart y and i thought well, hell, lets write a blog that no one will read). speaking of old folks, i hit the...
Posted by Jim Koolaid Jones on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST