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Crackerjack

CRACKERJACK

About Me

I spend alot of time on 8 wheels. I'm HBIC and coach for the Mad Rollin' Dolls, the PREMIER flat-track Roller Derby league in the Midwest. I'm the President of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association. I'm a proud member of the Reservoir Dolls. I'm captain of the Dairyland Dolls. Someone told me there's a real world out there, but all I do is turn left.

Check out the Roller Derby Music Project!
http://www.myspace.com/rollerderbymusicproject

My Interests

I'm no mystery, I like roller derby. I like skating around in circles, figuring out how to skate in cicles FASTER, thinking about ways to hit other people skating in circles HARDER. I like making things go fast. I like making things want to go faster.

I'd like to meet:

Derbygirls, boys and hangers-on; people who do neat things; fans; movers, shakers, party makers; stain removers; dancing monkeys; people who will give me candy; sober people at 2:30 am; my stunt double; Ed McMahon.

Music:

Rockabilly, classic country, honky tonk. I go mad for fast pickin guitar, hiccups and songs about me.

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Smokey and the Bandit, High School Confidential, Roadracers, Three Amigos, The Godfather, Hot Rod Girl, Scarface, Raising Arizona, Cry Baby, Indiana Jones, True Romance, Rebel Without A Cause

Television:

bleeding people and wise-asses are cool. ER, Scrubs, The Simpsons. And PBS.

Books:

Kerouak, Cormac, Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Hemingway, Burroughs, Salinger, a million others. Books rule.

Heroes:

Mr. Blond

My Blog

Roller Derby Music Project

In the interest of all things rock n roll, I'm starting the Roller Derby Music Project, a series of compilation CDs designed to bring more great regional music to derby leagues and more exposure to th...
Posted by Crackerjack on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST