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About Me

We are the Fastest, meanest, and strongest crime syndicate Mr. Bubba Bigg could assemble. Built from the raw clay of street hardened, and prison scarred beauties, we are the slickest of jewel thieves, con women, bank robbers, grifters, and assasins. Now we've been made even meaner and faster by the eight wheels on our feet.
The pseudonyms are fake, but the action is real. Steer clear of these girls, or they'll shoot dirty looks at you. Get too close and they just might steal your wallet... or quite possibly even your .
Captain: Anna Killingspree 47
CoCaptain: Tommie Gunn 45
CoCaptain: Dutch Oven 2
AND IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
Amazing Disgrace 38
Anya Knees 12 (Rookie)
Busta Crimes $ (Injured)
Charlie Hustle 33 (Rookie)
Clara Path 1905 (Rookie)
J.L. Breaker 1098
Keyser Suze 34 (Rookie)
Lil Bo Bleep ##@&% (Rookie)
Mouse 4
Paine Mansfield 888
Rosetta Stoned 420
Sid VI VI (Injured)
Stank Girl the Stench Wench 77
Tatum Tantrum 97
Mascots:
Mr. Bigg
Lil Doll: JX-59 (Criminal Mischief accompanied by the lovely, Momma Doll.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Skull crackers, bruise makers, and mean greased up rollerskates...

My Blog

Fan Appreciation NIGHT!!! This FRIDAY!!! 3-27-09

We love our fans, and appreciate all of you for rooting us on.  So PLEASE come to the Echo Tap (554 Main Street, across from the Greyhound bus station).  There will be opportunities for MUGSHOT pictur...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Tie one ON with the RESERVOIR DOLLS!!!!!

What an awesome way to start your evening!!!!  Come to Mickey's Tavern Saturday may 3rd 7-9 pm to kick it with us!  We love our fans, and we want to meet more of you!!!Please come and wear your ties!!...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:13:00 GMT

Awesome old school videos!!! (Not OURS!!)

Is Roller Derby real?  Ann Calvello and Joanie Weston will tell you!!! Listen for the LEGENDS!!!
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Oct 5th is the.....

Draft for NEW ROOKIES!!!  We are having a blast getting to know these new BabyDolls, and cant wait to get some fresh blood on our roster for this season...Stay tuned for more info here!!!  I...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:06:00 GMT

If you love the Res Dogs with Bunnies clip...

Then here is a site with MORE fun movies, as depicted by Bunnies!!!!Bunny Remake Movies!!!
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:30:00 GMT

Awesome Poem for the Res Dolls!!!!

Oh, Resevoir Dolls, do check this out- just wrote it for you.a black tie affairbang bang deadlybetter watch in the streetsbang bang ladieswith the black ties so sweetthey are a forceand they are a fur...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Owwies '07 Edition!!!! June, 2nd 2007

Please go to www.madrollindolls.com to vote for your favorite doll, team, uniforms, mascot...THEN come to the Owwies this weekend...  The Mad Rollin' Doll's official awards picnic.  This Sat...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:07:00 GMT

We have been naughty!!!

By not posting too much to our blogs.  We apologize, and were just so darn busy over the season, we happened to forget about our lil myspace page!!!!Reservoir Dolls are officially the Champs for ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 13:13:00 GMT

Starting the season off with a BANG!@!@!@!

 The action all started at 7pm, and your ladies in black grabbed the lead right from the get go.  The Quad Squad put up an awesome fight, but just weren't able to activate a win this time.&n...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 21:38:00 GMT

THUMPSGIVING... Nov 11th!!!!

MY NEW GIRLS WILL KICK YOUR NEW GIRLS' ASSESHelp us break in our new refs and skaters right, at a very special Friends and Family bout.  There will be PBR.  Tickets are only $5, available at...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:52:00 GMT