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Andy Nihilate.

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!

About Me



Pioneer Valley Roller Derby. Click it up.

The sooner you people realize that my destiny in life is to be a rock star, the better off we'll all be.

"Only to the extent that we expose ourselves over and over to annihilation can that which is indestructible be found in us." - Pema Chodron "When Things Fall Apart"

My Interests

Living life.

I'd like to meet:

"I know that together, we can change the world...just you and me"

I need to meet the following people IMMEDIATELY:

1). Someone who knows what that web of skin between your thumb and index finger is called.

2). Someone who has decided that it is their sole purpose in life to buy me a new pair of wedge sandals for every day of the month. Seriously. Wedge sandals have made the Andy Nihilate what she is today.

3). Derbs, always

4). Someone else who finds this as hilarious as I do:

Music:



Movies:

LOVE:

Jawbreaker
White Oleander
SLC Punk
Crybaby
Donnie Darko
Mean Girls (stop laughing)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Chronicles of Narnia
Evil Dead 1+2, and Army of Darkness!
House of 1000 Corpses + The Devil's Rejects
Saw 1+2
All the Kevin Smith classics
Dazed & Confused
Office Space
Wet Hot American Summer
The Toxic Avenger series
Blood Feast 2
Grindhouse
Oh, and Werewolf Women of the S.S. I along with many others am not giving up hope that Rob Zombie will turn this into a full length feature!!
I'm sure there are ton more that I'm forgetting.

Television:

"I want to bask in your golden light, submerge in electric waves, I need my connection to the world outside..."

Books:

Probably something ultra-nerdy and totally fabulous.

My Blog

47). You have GOT to be kidding me, part II.

I don't really have the time, patience, or energy to write a full-on blog about this right now, but yesterday I was almost in what would have been an extremely devastating car accident, and if it wasn...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:04:00 PST

46). You have GOT to be kidding me.

So....my car was broken into. Actually, hang on--let me back up. So.....I left my car doors unlocked one day, which I know probably wasn't smartest move...but I wasn't leaving my car for long, AND it ...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

45). DISCLAIMER!!!

Wow, am I quite the blogger lately. Thanks for the love guys...160 views so far this week. Kuh-razy. Of course, I have a long way to go before I reach Tila Tequila status (hahahahaha.....that's someth...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:18:00 PST

44). Coming soon: the future!

My birthday is coming up...November 29th. I am going to be 24 years old (ugh, painful). But for my birthday this year, I would like to have a total girls slumber party, complete with tons of food like...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:10:00 PST

43). Blender Magazine’s list of the "40 WORST LYRICISTS EVER!"

So, as I mentioned in my last blog, the November 2007 issue of Blender Magazine (which I lovingly ganked from my little brother), has a feature called "40 Worst Lyricists Ever!" The title is pretty se...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

42). Yeesh.

So, I am totally slacking on this video blog thing. I mean, how much easier could it be? Talk into a camera, upload it on your computer, YouTube it, and post it in a blog. Bam. But alas, I have slacke...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST

41). V-BLOG!

Okay, this didn't look this dark when I was doing it. I swear I'm not orange. Or goth. Or completely sure why I did this, but...enjoy? Oh, and if you don't laugh at this you don't have a soul...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:23:00 PST

40). Its only been 10 weeks since I promised an update...

Okay, here's the deal: So I gave up cheese for the week leading up to the bout...kind of. I did slip up and get 2 slices on my Subway grinder. Oh, but I will give myself a pat on the back and a slap ...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:15:00 PST

39). Kids do the darnest things...

Here are my top 10 "Things I Never Thought Would Come Out Of My Mouth Before I Had A Child" 1) "Can you please get your foot out of my Apple Juice? No, I don't want a hairbrush in there, either." 2) "...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

38). This is not an update...

Life is weird. Once you think you've gotten everything all figured out....BAM! You turn the corner and there is a new set of challenges, rules, social norms and scary grown-up things to worry about. W...
Posted by Andy Nihilate. on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST