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Juggernaut Bitch

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

first and foremost:
pioneer valley roller derby

on the meyer-briggs type indicator test, i'm an ENTP . it sums me up pretty well.

according to results from a survey people took on the interwebs, i'm intelligent, witty, independent, clever, loud, and violent.

and... i play roller derby!!!

PERFECT.


***if you don't understand my derby name, watch this video!

or read this wikipedia article!

TESTIMONIAL: "so i was at the bowlin' alley and kat showed up and i was like 'what are you doing here?' and she said 'we're going to the bar!' and i said 'it's closed.' and she said 'oh. fuck it, we're out of here.'"

My Interests

roller derby, thinking too much, being awesome, making situations awkward unintentionally, drawing little pictures, piercings, swatting things out of people's hands, stir fry, thrift shops, robots, being critical without being judgemental, philosophy, reading books, drinking as a muse, taco bell, dominating, robots, dominating robots, earlyn the amazing amazon parrot, taking showers, serial killers, forensic science, crime scene photography, punctuation and punctuality are overrated, graphic degisn, css, web design, frosty floats (i miss wendys)

I'd like to meet:

ENTPs tend to be oblivious of the rest of humanity, except as an audience -- good, bad, or potential.

HEY, DON'T TRY TO ADD ME RANDOMLY WITHOUT SENDING A MESSAGE FIRST. only people i've already met can do that. although, random roller derby folk are welcome always.

Music:

nekromantix, horrorpops, koffin kats, tiger army, ratatat, panic at the disco, social distortion, blonde redhead, sleater-kinney, hot hot heat, jack off jill, built to spill, apoptygma berzerk, vnv nation, david bowie, plaid, pulp, cake, ladytron, mary prankster, outkast, jump little children, kmfdm, enon, lisa loeb, rilo kiley, the faint, dresden dolls, the stills, the vindictives, keane, amy winehouse, poison

Movies:

indiana jones, fifth element, donnie darko, requiem for a dream, a clockwork orange, the labyrinth, the wall, punch-drunk love, natural born killers, wayne's world, almost famous, fear and loathing in las vegas, detroit rock city, the life of david gale, bladerunner, sin city, hellboy

Television:

futurama, family guy, invader zim, space ghost coast to coast, heroes, america's next top model, rock of love

Books:

zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance (pirsig), fear and loathing in las vegas (thompson), flaming iguanas (lopez), lolita (nabokov), a clockwork orange (burgess), the stranger (camus), solipcism (rollins)

Heroes:

MACK IN THE BACK!

My Blog

why do birds suddenly appear?


Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST

i am the happiest of happy

first of all, you need to see: hover bacon. jake showed it to me about a week ago. i'm showing it to everyone. it's getting around.i wanted to make a ringtone, but couldn't find a virgin mp3 file ANYW...
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:06:00 PST

giving blood is aaaaaaaaaaawesome

so initially i just went to find out if i was anemic or not... good news... i'm not!buuuuuuuuut then i had to give blood. which is fine, because it's a good thing to do, and it raises my karma points ...
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

GO RED SOX!!! WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

if you support a team that JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES, raise your hand!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST

i’m so excited

about zombie pubcrawl and halloween party 7 that i might just explode.
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:31:00 PST

o hay-- i’m famous now!

not really, but at least i have my own listing on imdb.com! click here to ooh and aah with me.
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST

for a good time, call...

i mean.... here is a silly video: ...
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

Dead Spider Video Blog

UPDATE: after a whole day of periodic web jiggling, MR. SPIDER LIVES!!! apparently he just doesn't like to move around much. also, he is probably a female. the end.but you can still watch the memorial...
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:27:00 PST

you can’t always get what you want

but if you try sometimes, you just might find... you can't please everyone either.
Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

video blogging for the masses (all 3 of you that watch)

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Posted by Juggernaut Bitch on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST