Pioneer Valley Roller Derby

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WESTERN MASS DESTRUCTION (women):

Andy Nihilate #57
Ballistic Miss L #720
Beast Infection #533
Big Vinny's Kid #13
BloodBath & Beyond #99
Blooderfly #12
Chickadee Struction #413
Dresden Pain #111
Head Shrinker #2
Hellen Bed #542
Holy Hellga #32
Hurt Vonnegut #ICE-9
Juggernaut Bitch #454
Lucinda Pants #8
Nora Morse #11
Pink Panzer #88
Piss N' Mona # 138
Pittstop #10-79
Pixie Scabs #0
Polish Punisher #26.2

DIRTY DOZEN (men):

Bazooka Joe #49
Beef Stu #20
Calico Jack Wreckem #86
Crash Daily #9
Davy Jones #78
Dr. Spankenstein #113v
Jurasskick Park #1993
The Rev #71
Rollin' Redshirt #1955
Hellfire #131

REFS:

Jam I Am #7

TEAM MANAGER:

Vanecessary Force #508

JUNIOR MEMBER:

Prince Harming

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN:

Amazon Dot Bomb #63 - moved to Seattle
Baby Aches #124 - joined the Navy
Maully Olly Oxenfree #33 - moved to Kentucky & started her own league

My Interests

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Pioneer Valley Roller Derby Rules

1. thou shalt not call thyself by thy roller derby alter ego name until passing level 2s unless thou likest dirty looks.
2. thou shalt not mock/harrass/challenge veteran skaters unless thou hast a gold metal in olympic skating.
3. thou shalt not ask jake for free t-shirts, no matter what celebrities thou knowst.
4. thou shalt not complain of injury/illness for more than three consecutive weeks, unless thou hast sars or avian flu.
5. thou shalt not "call out" an hour before practice because thou has to wash thy hair, watch thy TV, or conduct any similar business.
6. thou shalt not forget to pay gas money to thy drivers, on drives to the rink OR long trips to other bouts.
7. thou shalt not complain that we have men's teams, unless thou be allergic to men.
8. thou shalt not chit-chat during hard laps unless thou ist lapping the captains.
9. thou shalt not "bully" other skaters for fun or profit.
10. thou shalt not use PVRD to elevate one's status in society by using membership to claim such nonesense as "being a rock star" or "being the coolest person ever on the face of the planet because i play roller derby!".
11. thou shalt not use pvrd as thy personal dating service.
12. thou shalt not forget to wash thy derby pads for more than a month.

I'd like to meet:

Fans! Roller Derby Leagues! Skaters! New Recruits! Sponsors! Entertainment! Skate Reps! Wealthy Benefactors!

My Blog

Come To Our Flea Market!

Hey PVRD fans, please help support us by coming to our third annual Flea Market and buying all of our old stuff! You'll find great deals on quality used clothes, furniture, books, toys, electronics, s...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:43:00 PST

PVRD & Diamond City

Hey, thanks to anyone and everyone who came to the bout last weekend and helped make it a whole bunch of fun.Please head over to our website to read the recapMuchas derby love to:Diamond City Scream Q...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

Upcoming PVRD Events!

Hey skate fans, here is the info on our upcoming schedule:4/19 Home bout! Double Header in Enfield, CT. WMD vs. Diamond City Scream Queens & Dirty Dozen vs. Diamond City Death Kings. Tickets available...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

Strange but True

Yesterday, in a scrimmage with the Providence Rhode Island's Bee Team, PVRD's Western Mass Destruction somehow managed to score 121 points again (for the third time in our interleague history!).121 is...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:18:00 PST

News clips on Youtube

Our youtube clips were messing up our profile's spacing, so they've been moved to this blog: ...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:15:00 PST

WMD vs. Morristown Madams

On Saturday, July 21st the Ladies' Division travel team, Western Mass Destruction played their fourth interleague bout against the hosting Morristown Madams. The Madams, along with help from guest ska...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

WMD vs. Hudson Valley Horrors

On Sunday, June 17th the PVRD women's division travel team improved their interleague record to 2-1 with an away win against the Hudson Valley Horrors of Hyde Park, N.Y. Final score was WMD: 121, HVH:...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

PVRD vs. NJDD & NYSE

In the vernacular of the youth culture, it was for serious, yo! On Sunday, April 29, the New Jersey Dirty Dames league hosted an alternating Men's/Women's bout with two twenty minute periods for each ...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

Custom Myspace Contact Boxes

Are looking to show their support for PVRD? Do you just not know how? Well, how about a snazzy contact box like this for your own profile? Message us with your email address and...
Posted by Pioneer Valley Roller Derby on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST