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Citizen Pain

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I'm the announcer for the Garden State Rollergirls, butt-kicking, knee cap busting rollerderby league based in Newark NJ. I was recently appointed Professor Emeritus of Evil at the State University of Pain; it is my greatest achievement to date. ____________________________________________________________ __________________________________

Disclaimer; Citizen Pain is a fictional character. He only appears one or two days a month, he spends rest of his time in a state of suspended animation thinking impure thoughts. ____________________________________________________________ __________________________________

Disclaimer of the disclaimer; In order to find out what Mr. Pain does with his time during the other 29 days of the month visit ARTOFMADNESS.com

My Interests

Rollerderby, walks on the beach and whatever Playboy's Miss May 2007 said.

I'd like to meet:

Announcers, skaters, refs, Mother Theresa and Marquis De Sade

Click here for "Hot Roller" music video by Cyclone 60 directed by Citizen Pain and featuring the lovely ladies of Garden State Rollergirls

Music:

Kool Moe Dee, you can really slow dance to that

Movies:

To quote Gilbert Gottfried "...the movies usually come to me wrapped in brown paper."

Television:

I have one.

Mike Strutter MTV Europe

Heroes:

That guy with the mask and a cape... and a bottle of chloroform

My Blog

Citizen Pain - 2008 season schedule

SAT - FEBRUARY 2nd - RIGHT COAST ROLLERS VS MURDER BEACH MILITIAGuest appearance - Asbury Park Convention Center - (Asbury Park, NJ)SAT - FEBRUARY 23rd - EXPO @ MORRISTOWN MADAMS - (Morristown, NJ...
Posted by Citizen Pain on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:06:00 PST

Citizen Pain - 2007 season appearance schedule

Fri. May 11th - Northern Nightmares vs. Jersey City Bridge & Pummel (Newark, NJ)Fri. June 8th - Benefit Bout: Justice Betties vs. Fire Foxes (Newark, NJ)Fri. July 13th - Ironbound Maidens vs. Coal Cit...
Posted by Citizen Pain on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST