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Dairyland Dolls

Moo Moo Moo Moo!

About Me


The Mad Rollin Dolls' ALL-STAR travelling team!
Dont gimme no pop, no pop
Dont gimme no tea, no tea
Just gimme that milk - moo moo moo moo
Wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo...
Bitch!!
Who loves Double D's? WE love Double D's!!!
MAD ROLLIN' DOLLS OFFICIAL TRAVEL TEAM
Spring is in the air, no matter what the weather forecasters say, which means MRDs' 4th season is nearly at an end. But fear not derby lovers! You can watch the beloved Dairyland Dolls battle teams near and far to earn their spot in the WFTDA Eastern Regionals Tournament, "Derby in Dairyland", being held here in Madison Oct 10 - 12, 2008.
HOME GAMES
May 31 - DD's vs. Denver Roller Dolls (Denver, CO)
July 19 - DD's vs. Charm City Roller Girls (Baltimore, MD)
August 30 - DD's vs. Burning River Roller Girls (Cleveland, OH)
AWAY GAMES
April 19 - DD's vs. Grave Danger of the Rat City Roller Girls (Seattle, WA)
June 14 - DD's vs. Windy City Rollers (Chicago, IL)
June 20-22 - WFTDA EAST COAST EXTRAVAGANZA (Philadelphia, PA)
June 21 - DD's vs. Ft. Wayne's Bomb Squad
June 22 - DD's vs. Philadelphia's Liberty Belles
August 2 - DD's vs. Brew City Bruisers (Milwaukee, WI)
August 23 - DD's vs. Dominion Derby Girls (Norfolk, VA)
November 22 - DD's vs. Minnesota Roller Girls (Minneapolis, MN)
December 6 - DD's vs. Carolina Roller Girls (Raleigh, NC)
2008 TOURNEYS!
Western Regionals hosted by Houston Roller Derby , October 3 to 5, 2008
Eastern Regionals hosted by Mad Rollin' Dolls , October 10 to 12, 2008
National Championship Tournament hosted by Rose City Rollergirls and Rat City Rollergirls in Portland, OR, November 14 to 16, 2008

My Interests

Milking cows, eating cheese, drinking lots of milk, and kicking as MUCH ass on skates as possible...

Television:

HeeHaw of course...

Books:

The Milking Equipment Installer Manual, all about animal husbandry, how to run an Efficient Milking Parlor...

My Blog

Bout with Brew City: DD Victory!

For all the details, please visit our blog at:http://madrollindolls.blogspot.com/Final score: Dairyland Dolls, 196; Brew City Bruisers 55.Milk!  It does a Dairyland Doll's body good!...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:13:00 PST

DD’s beat Seattle’s Grave Danger 116-76

  Grave Danger vs. Dairyland Dolls First Half Jam 1. Jenny Knoxville got things going the right way for the DD's as she was able to claim lead jammer along with a 3-0 run against Carmen Getsome. ...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:19:00 PST

A fans perspective

By Geoffrey Saucer Most of the fans who crowded into Fast Forward Skate Center on Oct. 20 hadn't seen their Dairyland Dolls since the July bout with Tucson. Scheduled as an end to the inter-league sea...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:21:00 PST

Baby Dolls! Welcome to your new teams!

Welp, it's October 6th, and the babydolls have officially been drafted to their new teams! yay! Look out fans, these girls are serious arse kickers! Get ready for the most hardcore season of derby yet...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

WE BEAT TEXAS!! AGAIN!!!!!

Dairyland Dolls defeat Hotrod Honeys 101  92in Madison's first interleague bout of '07! After losing to the Dairyland Dolls last year on their home track in Austin, the Hotrod Honeys came to Madison...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:46:00 PST

Dairyland Dolls Summer 2007 Schedule!!

--JUNE 23 - DAIRYLAND DOLLS VS HOTROD HONEYS (home)--JULY 14 - DAIRYLAND DOLLS VS TRD'S SADDLETRAMPS (home)--AUGUST 17-19 - EASTERN REGIONAL TOURNAMENT (Columbus, OH)--SEPTEMBER 29-30 - NATIONAL TOURN...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

Roller Mascot in Need: Please Repost

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COW? Yes, it's true!  Our beloved Mascot, Snappy, has been missing for nigh on three months now.  Soon after he was recovered from the clutches of the devious Texas Rolle...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Dairyland Dolls play the Duckpond!

Derby Like It Oughta Be! Everyone enjoys a game under the stars, a hot dog and soda, and autographs from a favorite designated hitter, but are the hitters really supposed to hit each other so hard? On...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

Moo Moo Moo Moo!!

Dont gimme no pop, no popDont gimme no tea, no teaJust gimme that milk - moo moo moo moo Wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo... Bitch!! Who loves Double D's? WE love Double D's!!!...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

DD's Messed with Texas!

Dairyland Dolls win on the road... again! The Mad Rollin' Dolls sent their touring team, the Dairyland Dolls, to Austin, Texas to play the Hotrod Honeys. After a tight defensive first half (they hit t...
Posted by Dairyland Dolls on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST