Emerging from an Interstate wayside bathroom, keys jinglin’.... it’s KNUCKEL DRAGER !!! With a sound straight from the cutting room floor of a second rate 60’s biker flick... Mixing surf, garage, metal and very little musical talent, they’ve proclaimed themselves as: "The Worlds Heaviest Surf Band". ...On stage, it’s just bunch of low-lifes in cheap ass monster masks having a wanker-fest. .....incapable of normal human interaction: a real bunch of losers. But Hey ! see what legitimate music types have to say about Knuckel Drager:_____"GREAT, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. ANOTHER MASKED SURF BAND."---Jello Biafra__________"I JUST LOVE YOU BOYS!"-- Exene Cervenka_____"GOOD SHOW, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES"-- Harley Davidson-Deadbolt_____"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS... AND WHY IS THERE AN OPENING BAND?"--Mojo Nixon_____" SORRY WE JUST GOT HERE I DIDN’T SEE YOUR SET."--Davie Allan_____"YOU BOYS PLAY TOO FAST"--Ms. Mary of S.C.O.T.S_____"COOL MERCHANDISE, I GOT TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR AND MISSED YOUR SET" --El Vez_____"LET’S HEAR IT FOR , who? Oh yeah, KNUCKEL DRAGER. THEY’RE DUMB."--Colonel J.D. Wilkes (Th’ Legendary Shack*Shakers) "WANNA THANK THE BAND WITH THE MASKS... who was that... YEAH KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, THEY HAD GREAT STAGE PRESENCE" --Kid Congo Powers - - - - - - - - - - -
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