Members:Tommy Tenderloin (Benjamin)Black Angus Khan (President)Blitzen (Kommandant des Asspatrols)The Captain (Captain)Sharky (Minister of Inebriation)lurch (Drunken Sailor)Malichi (Prince Of Darkness)Miss Oh! (Ass-sistant of El Presidente)Camaro Joe (Lord of the circumorbital rings)Schnitzel Boy (Subkommandante)Vagina Blade (ASSmASSturbationist)ClitmASSter (Resident New Wave Hooker Girl)Queen of Cheese (Ass Guard)Baron Von Loser (Propagandaminister)