hey dick sucks, i'm probly out to sea by the time you read this. i will be gone for 7 months minimum. if you need to contact me, you can email me at
[email protected]
some of you sack suckers will be lucky enough to receive snail mail from me. so keep a look out.
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John San Pietro has been practicing law ever since he was 15 years old and saw a friend wreck his bicycle into a tree. He successfully sued the owner of the tree for "gross negligence" and was awarded the sum of $15 million which he immediately spent on Pez and Hustler magazines.
Now John is much older and has expanded his operation to sue tree owners in over three states. He also handles various other accidents, whether they involve a tree or not. Although he prefers the tree ones much more.
John loves to fight the "big insurance companies" that want to "hold out" on paying you for an "injury" that was due to your "pure, unadulterated stupidity." If he can't get a court case against these companies, you can often find him outside their offices, screaming obscenities and challenging the president to a knife fight. This unique, no-holds-barred approach to legal defense has earned John a place on the ATLA (Association of Trial Lawyers of America), although they are not currently aware of it.
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