JRDH started in early 1987, and have only undergone one lineup change. The original lineup was Simon on guitar, Benjamin on bass, Lloyd on the percussion instruments, and Jacob on vocals.
Jacob was imprisoned for selling prescription drugs over the internet without a license last year, and was brutally raped by 13 negroes during a "turning out party" during the first day of his sentence. He contracted aids and died last month.
Simon, Benjamin, and Lloyd dug up his body, raped it and shat upon it for days, and buried it again in their neighbor's crawl space. They then decided the band should go on without him, and Simon took up vocal duties.
During a gig in 1992, Benjamin was arrested after a police officer noticed suspicious activity in his car, which was parked near a deserted power plant. When he knocked on the window and asked Benjamin to step out of the car, he found Ben covered in what appeared to be human feces, and was having sex with a minor while shitting on the seat and eating the said shit, then spitting it into the face of the 14 year old girl he was fucking. The band experienced a short breakup until Benjamin was raped in jail and released out of pity.
Lloyd is the only gay member of the band. It is rumored that he once held a penis in his ass for 5 days straight. This might explain why lloyd defecates through a tube in his thigh because his anus can't hold the shit in on its own and it would otherwise just come tumbling out whenever.
Simon just adopted a puppy
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