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Mr. Tasty

Wipe it till it bleeds!

About Me

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PRESIDENT - WEST L.A. TURBOJUGEND

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Well, a lot of people have claimed I'm satan, but I don't see the resemblance except for maybe the horns and tail. But that might just be cause I'm half-Jewish.

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My Interests


I rock the disco with... punk rock, old time heavy metal, muscle cars (like my sweet ass '71 Chevelle SS), telling people to fuck off, vagina and breasts (I'm and equal opportunity offender), drugs, large amounts of booze (there's never such thing as too much. If you still get hangovers you're not drinking enough), and kicking the shit out of people who like long walks on the beach. Why walk around when you can get drunk and watch satellite TV? It's called evolution.

I'd like to meet:


VAGINA... I'M A BIG FAN

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FREAKS!!!

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STEPHEN CHOW - Hong Kong Comedy God

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THE NOTORIOUS MSG, MUTHA SUCKAHS!!!

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OTHER TURBOJUGEND! ROCK AGAINST ASS!!!

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Music:

Turbonegro, Slayer, Venom, The Exploited, Cro-Mags, Kiss, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Darkness, Bloc Party, New Order, Joy Division, Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, Bleach, Cocteau Twins, Psychadelic Furs, Death From Above 1979, Album Leaf, High On Fire, At The Drive-In, Quicksand, Feist, Everything But The Girl, The Damned, The Ramones, Guns'n'Roses, Janes Addiction, Her Space Holiday, Charged GBH, SS Decontrol, Agnostic Front, The Business, The Replacements, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dead Can Dance, Jesus And Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Less Than Jake, Gwar, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, DOA, SOD, The Who, The Style Council, Blood For Blood, Hepcat, The Pietasters, Bright Eyes, Fall Out Boy, Joe Hisaishi, Michael Nyman, Ennio Morricone, Curve, Unsane, Foetus, Einsturzende Neubauten, Sex Pistols, Broken Social Scene, Dwarves, Pixies, Sugarcubes, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Pailhead, The Cure, Say Anything, Emergency Broadcast Network, Black Angels, The Go! Team, Silversun Pickups, The Horrors, Kool Keith, Bad Brains, Dr. Octagon, Dan The Automator, Peter Bjorn & John, The Donnas

Movies:

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Oldboy, Riding the Bus With My Sister (Excellent...), Blazing Saddles, The Exorcist, Hard-Boiled, Romper Stomper, Unforgiven, Shaft, Dolemite, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Supercop, Hanzo The Razor, Lone Wolf And Cub, Little Miss Sunshine, Fireworks (Hana-Bi), Sid & Nancy, The Cook The Thief His Wife And Her Lover, In A Glass Cage, Gore Gore Girls, A Clockwork Orange, Betty Blue, Murder By Death, The Getaway, Naked Lunch, The Omen, La Femme Nikita, The Terminator, Fight Club, Se7en, Ong Bak, Dawn Of The Dead, Evil Dead, It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, My Man Godfrey, The Thin Man, The Odd Couple, Crash, Reservoir Dogs, Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, Visitor Q, Fudoh: The Next Generation, Three Days Of The Condor, The Parallex View, Tootsie, Stripes, Meatballs, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Silent Movie, High Anxiety, Sleeper, Bananas, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Phantom Of The Paradise, Sleepy Eyes Of Death, Lady Snowblood, Throne Of Blood, Ran, Seven Samurai, The Thin Red Line, Nobody Knows, Yi-yi, The Road Home, Ju-Dou, Hero, Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloween, Shine, Chopper, Sullivan's Travels, The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Love On Delivery, Shaolin Soccer, All For The Winner, Kung Fu Hustle, God of Cookery, Sixty Million Dollar Man, Tricky Brains, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Half Nelson, Borat, Miracle In Milan, Bicycle Thief, Wicked Priest, Into The Wild, The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Sunshine, Knocked Up, A History Of Violence, Scanners, Kingpin, Me Myself & Irene, Indian Runner, Naked Lunch, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Toy Story, A Bug's Life, The Incredibles, Bambi, Dumbo, Sleeping Beauty, Song Of The South, Blood In The Face, Triumph Of The Will, Hause, Frontiere(s), Rec, Head On

Television:

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All In The Family, Fawlty Towers, Soap, Futurama, The Simpsons, Rescue Me!, Carnivale, Deadwood, Good Times, Til Death Us Do Part, Sleeper Cell, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 15 Storeys High, I'm Alan Partridge, Knowing Me Knowing You, The Office (UK), People Like Us, The Young Ones, Laugh-In, Maude, Sanford and Son, Look Around You, The Day Today, Nathan Barley, Extras, Sleeper Cell, The Keith Barret Show, Marion & Geoff, Little Britain, Look Around You, Posh Nosh, High Spirits With Shirley Ghostman, My New Best Friend, Cyderdelic, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen, Survivor, The F Word, ManStrokeWoman, Saxondale, Annually Retentive...

Books:

The Razor's Edge; Chopper; The Guv'nor; Love Is A Dog From Hell; Factotum; Ham On Rye; Post Office; Misery; The Stand; The Shining; Sex and Death To The Age Of 14; Among The Thugs, The Exorcist, How To Talk To A Liberal If You Must, Treason, Slander, Godless, Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man, Found, Cyanide & Happiness, Panorama Of Hell, Boiled Angel

Heroes:

Spalding Gray, Chopper (aka Mark Brandon Read), Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Ann Coulter, Clint Eastwood, John Woo, Marty Feldman, Ruth Buzzi, Flip Wilson, Mr. T., Takeshi Kitano, Takashi Miike, The Marx Bros., Mel Brooks, whoever invented toilet paper...

My Blog

Obama - Talks A Lot; Says Nothing

This has to be the sleaziest campaign those scum-sucking Democrats have run since... oh, well, I guess since the last one. You know, the one where all of the Democratic congressional candidates promi...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:25:00 PST

Porno if you want to, but NOT with my sister

Why is it that with every divorce that happens nowadays with famous people, the dirt leaked to the press just before the divorce trial begins is that the man was a sex fiend and the proof is always th...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:58:00 PST

Who needs enemies when you got liberals?

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Posted by Mr. Tasty on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:27:00 PST

Imagine a world without liberals.... aaaaaahhhh

What can you say? When he's right, he's right. And to make you all feel better... (cause "Fuck the Army" is not the same as "supporting our troops.")...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:24:00 PST

I take shits smarter than most Democrats (alright, all Democrats, I admit it)

I wish Democrats and extreme liberals of all types had one collective neck so I could strangle it... Logic right out the window... Why think with your brains when you can use them as...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

More lies and the lying stuart smalley liars who lie, erm, them?

AL FRANKEN FOR OFFICIAL AMERICAN DOUCHE! If you worship this guy, you are either anti-American or retarded or maybe both if you're a Democrat. ...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:05:00 PST

The Pie Is In, Muslims! Now get in the boat and row!

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Posted by Mr. Tasty on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:57:00 PST

China drinks our milkshake! It drinks it up! Thanks to Democrats.

From Investors Business Daily..."On May 13, Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., rose on the Senate floor to demand that arms sales to Saudi Arabia cease unless that kingdom "increases its oil production by on...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:13:00 PST

Towelhead! Cunt! Hahaahahahaahaha!

Don't tell a liberal they have no sense of humor... or they might punch you in the face.And then feminist white women wonder why they can't find a husband. Should be called Cunt and the Cit...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:10:00 PST

Another reason to hate black power racists!

I love Michelle Malkin. She's so hot, I'd eat an ice cream cannoli out of her butt on a hot summer day. This New Black Panther tool is a poster child for bringing back lynching.In case you d...
Posted by Mr. Tasty on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:04:00 PST