I rock the disco with... punk rock, old time heavy metal, muscle cars (like my sweet ass '71 Chevelle SS), telling people to fuck off, vagina and breasts (I'm and equal opportunity offender), drugs, large amounts of booze (there's never such thing as too much. If you still get hangovers you're not drinking enough), and kicking the shit out of people who like long walks on the beach. Why walk around when you can get drunk and watch satellite TV? It's called evolution.
I'd like to meet:
VAGINA... I'M A BIG FAN
 
FREAKS!!!
 
STEPHEN CHOW - Hong Kong Comedy God
 
THE NOTORIOUS MSG, MUTHA SUCKAHS!!!
 
 
OTHER TURBOJUGEND! ROCK AGAINST ASS!!!
 
Music:
Turbonegro, Slayer, Venom, The Exploited, Cro-Mags, Kiss, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Darkness, Bloc Party, New Order, Joy Division, Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, Bleach, Cocteau Twins, Psychadelic Furs, Death From Above 1979, Album Leaf, High On Fire, At The Drive-In, Quicksand, Feist, Everything But The Girl, The Damned, The Ramones, Guns'n'Roses, Janes Addiction, Her Space Holiday, Charged GBH, SS Decontrol, Agnostic Front, The Business, The Replacements, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dead Can Dance, Jesus And Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Less Than Jake, Gwar, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, DOA, SOD, The Who, The Style Council, Blood For Blood, Hepcat, The Pietasters, Bright Eyes, Fall Out Boy, Joe Hisaishi, Michael Nyman, Ennio Morricone, Curve, Unsane, Foetus, Einsturzende Neubauten, Sex Pistols, Broken Social Scene, Dwarves, Pixies, Sugarcubes, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Pailhead, The Cure, Say Anything, Emergency Broadcast Network, Black Angels, The Go! Team, Silversun Pickups, The Horrors, Kool Keith, Bad Brains, Dr. Octagon, Dan The Automator, Peter Bjorn & John, The Donnas
Movies:
 
Oldboy, Riding the Bus With My Sister (Excellent...), Blazing Saddles, The Exorcist, Hard-Boiled, Romper Stomper, Unforgiven, Shaft, Dolemite, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Supercop, Hanzo The Razor, Lone Wolf And Cub, Little Miss Sunshine, Fireworks (Hana-Bi), Sid & Nancy, The Cook The Thief His Wife And Her Lover, In A Glass Cage, Gore Gore Girls, A Clockwork Orange, Betty Blue, Murder By Death, The Getaway, Naked Lunch, The Omen, La Femme Nikita, The Terminator, Fight Club, Se7en, Ong Bak, Dawn Of The Dead, Evil Dead, It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, My Man Godfrey, The Thin Man, The Odd Couple, Crash, Reservoir Dogs, Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, Visitor Q, Fudoh: The Next Generation, Three Days Of The Condor, The Parallex View, Tootsie, Stripes, Meatballs, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Silent Movie, High Anxiety, Sleeper, Bananas, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Phantom Of The Paradise, Sleepy Eyes Of Death, Lady Snowblood, Throne Of Blood, Ran, Seven Samurai, The Thin Red Line, Nobody Knows, Yi-yi, The Road Home, Ju-Dou, Hero, Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloween, Shine, Chopper, Sullivan's Travels, The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Love On Delivery, Shaolin Soccer, All For The Winner, Kung Fu Hustle, God of Cookery, Sixty Million Dollar Man, Tricky Brains, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Half Nelson, Borat, Miracle In Milan, Bicycle Thief, Wicked Priest, Into The Wild, The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Sunshine, Knocked Up, A History Of Violence, Scanners, Kingpin, Me Myself & Irene, Indian Runner, Naked Lunch, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Toy Story, A Bug's Life, The Incredibles, Bambi, Dumbo, Sleeping Beauty, Song Of The South, Blood In The Face, Triumph Of The Will, Hause, Frontiere(s), Rec, Head On
Television:
 
All In The Family, Fawlty Towers, Soap, Futurama, The Simpsons, Rescue Me!, Carnivale, Deadwood, Good Times, Til Death Us Do Part, Sleeper Cell, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 15 Storeys High, I'm Alan Partridge, Knowing Me Knowing You, The Office (UK), People Like Us, The Young Ones, Laugh-In, Maude, Sanford and Son, Look Around You, The Day Today, Nathan Barley, Extras, Sleeper Cell, The Keith Barret Show, Marion & Geoff, Little Britain, Look Around You, Posh Nosh, High Spirits With Shirley Ghostman, My New Best Friend, Cyderdelic, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen, Survivor, The F Word, ManStrokeWoman, Saxondale, Annually Retentive...
Books:
The Razor's Edge; Chopper; The Guv'nor; Love Is A Dog From Hell; Factotum; Ham On Rye; Post Office; Misery; The Stand; The Shining; Sex and Death To The Age Of 14; Among The Thugs, The Exorcist, How To Talk To A Liberal If You Must, Treason, Slander, Godless, Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man, Found, Cyanide & Happiness, Panorama Of Hell, Boiled Angel
Heroes:
Spalding Gray, Chopper (aka Mark Brandon Read), Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Ann Coulter, Clint Eastwood, John Woo, Marty Feldman, Ruth Buzzi, Flip Wilson, Mr. T., Takeshi Kitano, Takashi Miike, The Marx Bros., Mel Brooks, whoever invented toilet paper...