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Jeffrey Calmer

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About Me


Just a humble lad from Syracuse, NY... his meteoric rise to fame... and subsequent fall from grace are a matter of history. Now dwelling in the Southwestern desert and implementing his draconian worldviews on anyone unfortunate enough to be in ranting distance, our hero continues to exemplify the American Dream.

I'm the play by play announcer for Tucson Roller Derby, ACW Wrestling, and HIW Wrestling.

It's a lot of fun and I get to meet a lot of great people.

Me, Serge and Dave calling yet another exciting TRD bout.

One of my favorite all-time HIW Wrestling moments.
"My God, that's a HUMAN BEING!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Eric Bloom from B.O.C.

My Blog

TRD SEASON 7 STARTS

Egads, I haven't updated this blog in way too long. To be blunt, I rarely go on Myspace at all. Anyhow, last night we kicked off an unprecedented 7TH SEASON of Tucson Roller Derby! I just like saying ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:17:00 GMT

VICE Squad win TRD Championship

Congratulations to the VICE Squad for winning the Tucson Roller Derby league Championship last night. It was a hell of a bout, with the Copper Queens dominating most of the way. VICE pulled it out wit...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:20:00 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALL

Have a safe New Year's Eve. Remember, it's amateur night for drinkers out there, so be damn careful on the roads tonight. I'm sticking close to home with my .45 at the ready in case anybody wants...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:58:00 GMT

What Jeffrey Calmer Got For Christmas

1) Checkerboard Vans so I can look like my favorite You Tube drummer SPIKEYDRUMMER when I play drums. Go do a search, it's well worth it. 2) Camoflage stick bag so I can look like Larry The Cable Guy ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:57:00 GMT

Still busy! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everybody! Jeffrey Calmer is still the busiest man in show business... Friday our KISS Tribute band rocked the Surly Wench Pub. Tons of lonely, unemployed 80's rockers showed up and pa...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:15:00 GMT

JEFFREY CALMER IS A BUSY MAN

Lots going on lately- Getting ready for the big Wasted Aces Tribute to KISS show December 19 at the Surly Wench. OK, yes, I play drums in a KISS tribute band. What's it to ya!? Got a HIW Wrestling sho...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:23:00 GMT

TRD Wheelies Awards

Tucson Roller Derby held their annual awards gala at Club Congress recently. I had too much to drink and cannot recall ALL the awards given, but I can state with absolute certainty that Polly Graf was...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:45:00 GMT

What I think about TRD

Another derby season is over. Yeah, Tucson has a bout in Denver at the end of the month, but for all intents and purposes, the Roller Derby season here in Tucson is over. VICE SQUAD won the TRD league...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:48:00 GMT

Tucson at Western Regionals in Houston update

Tucson is in Houston for the WFTDA Western Regionals. I didn't go, which sucks. Anyways, here's how Friday went. 7th ranked Tucson beat 10th ranked Dallas, 112 -52. From what I could get from the inte...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:51:00 GMT

Philadelphia 118 TRD Saddletramps 64

Tucson's interleague woes continued Saturday with a loss to the visiting Philly Roller Girls. Ranked 8 in the nation Philly dominated this bout beginning to end. TRD showed signs of life early in the ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:17:00 GMT