Roller Derby, coaching roller derby, announcing at bouts, lowbrow art, getting tattooed, cool music, cooler video games, drawing, painting, creating, writing, lifting heavy weights like a gorilla, my girlfriend, my girlfriend's ta tas, porno, DVDS, drinking the beers, taking on the world with a keen sense of wit and a severe case of bitter sarcasm.
I'd like to meet:
Zombies and people who don't try to invovle me with their drama.I live my life by this quote:Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. Anchorman (2004)Best Episode of ATHF EVER!Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Moonajuana
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Music:
ENVY,Terror, Wilco, Hatebreed, Kool Keith, DangerDoom, Avail, Lucero, Merle Haggard, Against ME, Rumbleseat, Leatherface, Small Brown Bike, Hot Water Music,3 INCHES OF BLOOD, Clutch, Blood for Blood, High on Fire, Bongzilla, Poison the Well, Amon Amarth, Westside Connection, Mars Volta, Sparta, AC/DC, At The Drive In, Radiohead, Iggy Pop, Slayer, Alkaline Trio, Tiger Army, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Clash, Bad Religion, Social D, Descendents, The Bosstones, Hammerfall, Iron Maiden, Hatebreed, H2O, Strike Anywhere, Johnny Cash,Queens of the Stone Age, Outkast, CNN, Emperor, Face to Face, Dropkick Muprhys, Misfits, Balzac, The Darkness, Fairweather, The Minibosses, The Haunted, In Flames, 80's Cock Rock, Classic Rock, Horror Pops, MC Chris, and the list goes on.
Movies:
BREAKIN II: ELECTRIC THE FUCK BOOGALOO, Super Troopers, Battle Royale, Caddyshack, Frankenstein, Texas Chainsaw, Star Wars ep. 4-6, LOTR trio, Night of the living dead, Day and Dawn of the Dead, Mad Max/The Road Warrior, Ichi the Killer, Road House (starring that dead sexy Patrick Swayze and his bad acting), hardcore girl on girl porno, Deathmatch wrestling, Saving Private Ryan, Slapshot, Haggard, Boondock Saints, Freddy vs. Jason, Burt Reynolds, Animal House, Cannibal the Musical, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, Television box sets, Anchor man, David Cross, Zombie Holocaust, New Dawn of the Dead, CZW dvds, and the list rolls on.
Television:
MST3K, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Rasslin', UFC, Football, Sportscenter, G4TV.
Books:
Mick Foleys Have a Nice Day and Foley is Good, The Motley Crue Biography, Etiquette for Outlaws, Howard Stern's Private Parts and Miss America, Wrestlecrap, Hustler, Club International, Black Tail and of course Over 50.
Heroes:
Mick Foley, Super Mario, My grandfather (cliche but true), Ed Roth, Robert Williams, Derek Hess, and Kerry King.
