Coach JJ Hotpants, Ohio Rollergirls--OHRG

About Me

Born with wheels on his feet, Coach Hotpants joins the savvy crack squad on the coaching staff of The Ohio Rollergirls to unleash pain, suffering, and strong skating on the nearly sixty girls on the Ohio Rollergirls squad. This ruthless coach relishes in plyometrics, intervals, technique, fartlek, and a million other buzzwords for going balls to the walls on skates to build strength and endurance.

My Interests

The Ohio Rollergirls rising to the #1 ranking in the U.S., making a masacre when soon to be #1 Ohio Rollergirls play the fellas in the county jail or any team from Texas

I'd like to meet:

Girls interested in going godspeed on roller-skates and beating the shit out of other girls in the process.

Music:

No need for music when you're pile driving a girl to the ground.

Movies:

Rollerball

Television:

Rollerjam, Rollergirls

Books:

Speed On Skates by Barry Publow