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Pterodactyl

Now l need a fake ID to buy ultra-porn.

About Me

AKA Disgrace, PD, P-Dis, P Diddy, P to the D, Princess, Boz, and April.Formerly known as Lucy Van Welt MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Roller Derby, Books (penning, consuming, and shelving), Dinosaurs, Art (mostly through monographs on coffee tables and in people's bathrooms), Peanut Butter, Whiskey, Making Fun of People and Then Feeling Catholically Guilty About It

I'd like to meet:

James Jean
Because he draws how I dream.

Music:

Edith Piaf, Bad Plus, Chet Baker, Pearl Jam, the Breeders, the Buzzcocks, Queen, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Neko Case, Cat Power, Styx, the Ramones, the Pixies, the Muppets, T-Rex, Ak-Momo, Amy Winehouse, PJ Harvey, the Specials, Dave Holland Big Band, etc...

Movies:

The Lady Eve, the Philadelphia Story, most Charlie Kauffman scripted, Don Hertzfeldt as well, Shaun of the Dead, Ghost World, Ghostbusters, Secretary, anything with Madeline Kahn just because she is so freakin' hot... And you wouldn't know it, but Rushmore is actually a movie about me back when I had a unibrow and a penis.

Television:

Buffy, Kids in the Hall, Nero Wolfe, Freak and Geeks, Home Movies, Arrested Development, Futurama, the Office (UK/US), Coupling (Brit as well), Extras, Sports Night, other things that make me pee my pants with laughter.

Books:

Time Traveler's Wife, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man. American Studies, In Cold Blood. Naked, The Black Dahlia, Candide, Love in the Time of Cholera, Brothel, Cat's Cradle, Mail Order Bride, Embroideries, David Boring, Ghost World, Clumsy. Berlin, Pop Gun War

Heroes:

Dana Barrett and Peter Venkman.

My Blog

Praying for mania

I keep getting these half hour, hour long bursts of random energy--and then I'm back to groggy, sloppy April. I haven't had a good long burn for a long time, and these little blips make me crave crav...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

Thinking (Out Loud) About Derby

So I finally feel as though I have reached a place of completion for my first year of roller derby. This time last year I was strapping on rentals and teaching myself how to crossover at Rollercade ...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

Hair (as girly as I get)

What is the deal with hair and why can't I just find a good way to wear mine and stick with it? I am on a constant rotation of long with bangs, bob with bangs, long sans bangs, bob sans bangs and all...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

Next to Godliness, You Say?

My dad and brother are coming into town this weekend, so we've been busy cleaning our pit of a townhouse. How do things get so messy? I straighten more often than I used to, but the clutter just pil...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

House

House just taught me that if I have insomnia I also have the plague. Also that my girlfriend who I am about to dump loves me enough to give me a bit of liver. So I'm gonna be okay.A little bit of kn...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

Nemesis

Okay, so I know I talk about coffee a little too much in this area of my world, but holy crap. I am dead tired and yet my little mind's all abuzz with one cup's worth of caffiene ingested several ho...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST

Nonsense!

I think I could get addicted to winning. I also think I could get addicted to playing the kind of hard-hitting, fast game that was played last night. Sure it means I need to improve 100% of my game,...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST

I am lobster bisque

So I thought I'd be brave and get some color, since after a decade of special ops-grade protection form the sun I looked as corpselike as Morticia Adams. I conveniently 'forgot' sunscreen and all its...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST

Today Just Feels Creepy

Sometimes my surroundings start to feel hypercharged or gooey. Today my skin is all pins and needles for no apparent reason. Like there's some shadowy figure lurking just out of sight. It's probabl...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST

Offing Zeds

Ryan and I went to one of the megaplex video game havens yesterday, I am always amazed at the developments in the gaming world. You can physically skate board, guitar pick, ski, fight, even partcipat...
Posted by Pterodactyl on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST