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Constance Pain

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About Me

Mid Block for the Ohio Roller Girls "Go Take Outs!"Slide Show:

My Interests

Skating, reading, hanging out with friends, movies, listening to live music.

I'd like to meet:

The Story behind Constance Pain:While visiting her Uncle in his science lab at the local Zoo as a small child Constance Jones had a horrific accident. An experimental and secret chemical for the military spilled on her giving her the ability to cause people great amounts of pain. It started off as small things; throwing fits and smashing cans at the grocery store when she did not get her Twinkies. As Constance grew older her anger escalated and she became the local playground bully charging classmates 50 cents to rough up kids at recess. It was then that she became known as "Constance Pain". Things went from bad to worse when at the age of 10 she was hired as a bouncer at a biker bar but was fired after her 1st 2 weeks for being too rough when she put a guy though the front plate-glass window for drinking her milk.When Constance was 15, her family sent her to live with her Great Aunt in Bangkok to learn Muay Thai as a means to control her endless rage. It was there that she met her first love, Sukhon. However, their love would have to wait. At the age of 20 Constance was jailed for beating a guy nearly to death for taking the last doughnut in the break room of the shoe factory that she worked in. Constance was soon released and her love with Sukhon continued. While pregnant with their first child, Sukhon was killed in a tragic rickshaw accident, causing the Contance's rage to escalate even further. Knowing that she needed to control that rage for the sake of her child, Constance moved back to the States to find less hostile hobbies to focus on. That's when she realized her love of rollerskating. Skating for a long periods of time calmed her, but when held to only 2 minutes it drives her into that familiar instant rage of her youth.One day at the rink, a woman watched her skate as if her life depended on it, knowing that the effort she was exerting would surely force her into labor. In mere minutes, the woman's thought became a reality and Constance's water broke in the middle of the rink. While waiting for the ambulance to arrive, the woman came to her side to help deliver the baby. She was shocked that Constance had nearly no look of pain on her face. The woman introduced herself as April and immediately began directing others to do things that she needed to deliver the baby safely and smoothly. Constance delivered a baby girl, and because the pain of labor was merely a pin prick to her, she named her Minor. Constance realized that April was her true soul mate and they were inseparable from that moment on. As Minor grew up, Constance noticed that the rage that she had all of her life had been passed on to her young daughter. In an effort to help Minor avoid the troubled youth that she had, Constance began training her in both roller skating and Muay Thai. While teaching Minor to roller skate, Constance was approached by the Ohio Roller Girls to be one of the hardest hitting blockers for the The Take Outs. Constance continues to cause pain on the track and she and April Pain are bringing up her young daughter to follow the ways of the family Pain........

Music:

System of the Down; Katie Reider; Melissa Etheridge; Ani DeFranco; Indigo Girls; Switchfoot; Lifehouse; Morning Wood; Death Cab for Cuties. Any local music artists. I have my favorites though :)

Television:

The L Word; anything on Bravo; Food TV; The Apprentice; I'm a reality junky as my girlfriend says.

My Blog

Server Run In

Ok, so this is my first blog but I wanted to voice an issue that I came across at a local bar downtown.  I have never been to The Vine in Columbus before but April was meeting a friend from colle...
Posted by Constance Pain on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:40:00 PST