Lets cut to the chase shall we? MySpace is all about proving how many friends you can have... And as we all know Tom has that rigged. Tom will always have the most friends... Right now he has over 60,209,914 friends on his page... and that number is growing as you read this... who the heck can compete with that? Are you popular? Well maybe so but you'll never be as popular as Tom! Jeez no-wonder people have self-esteem problems these days... "Why can't you be just a little bit more like Tom? Tom has 60,209,914 friends what's your problem? Well, Tom has a "super-midget" (check his pictures!), what do you have?" It is getting to the point where I think we need to start asking some REAL questions about who this Tom guy really is anyway! And why the heck doesn't Tom have a last name? And why can't he erase whats on the dry erase board behind his head? Is that some kinda secret diabolical MySpace master code or something? And who is Tom trying to box in that one picture? And who is that little hawaian girl and how does Tom know her? And why does it say DESTRUCTION on the newspaper next to her if Tom really isn't planning to take over the world? And Is he flicking me off where the camera flash is in that last picture? WHAT THE ....! You see when it all comes down to it... who I really want to meet... yeah... since you asked ... since you made up this dumb category all by yourself TOMMY-BOY - ....Who I really wanna meet is this crazed lunatic called Tom!!!! Cause maybe then, finally, someone might start getting to the bottom of what going on around this MySpace place!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! NOW IT'S ON - TOM!
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