Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society

About Me

The Polite Ladies' Roller Skating, Croquet Playing and Duck Hunting Society was established on a sunny summer afternoon by the loveliest and most demure roller skating enthusiasts. Over a delightful julep or a cup of steaming Earl Grey, the ladies came to a friendly accord - a society must be established to promote these three goodly virtues, in accordance with polite tradition.The society has since blossomed and now gleefully promotes the goldy indulgence of the three primary pastimes, in addition to other delightful diversions such as knitting, needlepoint, and polite spelunking.In addition to providing leisurely company for like-minded ladies, the society promotes clear diction, good posture, lace, and the use of the oxford comma in both our own ranks and in society as a whole.

My Interests

etiquitte, ballroom dancing, knitting, drinking tea, crouquet, duck hunting, roller skating, the roller derby, generally being polite and ladylike.

I'd like to meet:

Membership in the society is limited to ladies and gentlemen who possess a certain genteel demenor, an enthusiasm for rollerskating or any of our founding pastimes, and/or sisterly organizations.

Music:

chamber music

Movies:

period pieces, with lace

Books:

ladies' fiction

My Blog

Are "three-somes polite"?

Dear Polite Ladies, I have been a member of your society for quite some time now. I've been faced with the dread quandry of weather or not I would participate in something caled a "three-some" I'm not...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

May Polite Ladies Wear "Fanny Packs"?

Recently one of our all time favorite rollerladies, Miss Belle Starr of the Texas Rollerladies, enquried if it was "kosher" for polite ladies to wear "fanny packs". Our response is as follows: ...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST

The Polite Ladies answer your questions concerning our picnic

Bullet Tooth Tracy writes: Please polite ladies, I have stirred myself into a frenzy! With the rollerlady extravaganza only a few weeks away now, it is important I know whether high fives are polite l...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:09:00 PST

Advice from The Polite Ladies: Is it Acceptable to be Amused by Poop?

Dear polite ladies, Is it acceptable to be amused and possibly even laugh at poop jokes and stories? Sincerly, EricaDearest Erica,We Polite Ladies would love ...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

Advice from the Polite Ladies: Can Polite Ladies Wear Monocles?

dearest ladies, I've been searching the interweb for a ladies monocle. I've come to find that rarely does a lady wear one. Do you have any explanation? I'm quite c...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

Our most sincere apology...

We polite ladies of The Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society owe you our most sincere apology. We have been dreadfully busy in our perarations for the Dust Devil. Our advice column has suffered greatl...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

Advice from the Polite Ladies: How to Deliver Shoulder-Checks Politely

Oh, bless your wonderful souls, ladies! I have found it quite a dilemma to maintain my politeness in everyday actions. While my duck hunting and teamaking skills are quite dignified (If I may be pardo...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

Advice From The Polite Ladies: Do Polite Ladies

This eve the Polite Ladies received two letters from two conflicted young lovers in search of our guidance. First we received a letter from the fairer sex of the two: Dear fellow Madames, I have come ...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

Advice from The Polite Ladies: Can Polite Ladies Spelunk?

Dearest friends, It has come to the Polite Ladies' attention that some of you would like our assistance your attempts to better yourselves. For that reason the Polite Ladies have consented to publicl...
Posted by Polite Ladies Roller Skating Society on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST