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Johnny M

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About Me

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All the pictures link somewhere. Click and explore!

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My photography


My Photography Page

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Lines For Winter

Tell yourself as it gets cold and gray falls from the air that you will go on walking, hearing the same tune no matter where you find yourself... inside the dome of dark or under the cracking white of the moon's gaze in a valley of snow. Tonight as it gets cold tell yourself what you know, which is nothing but the tune your bones play as you keep going. And you will be able for once to lie down under the small fire of winter stars. And if it happens that you cannot go on or turn back, and you find yourself where you will be at the end... tell yourself in that final flowing of cold through your limbs, that you love what you are.
by Mark Strand

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Chalkboard Manifesto


I love this site and I love pirate jokes .
Send me a message and I'll send you a joke!
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My friend's restaurant The Wienery was the subject of this Food Network episode last summer. This is the shortened version and that's me at 1:07. And in case you were wondering, yes, Guy Fieri is indeed a douchebag.

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James Brown gives dancing lessons. Get down!


He makes it look so damn easy. Like he says, It'll blow your mind!
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
we can achieve world peace with this image


I give you... Mr. Akagami, the Hamster

Not enough for you? World got you down?
Click on the picture and I guarantee you’ll feel better.
That wasn't enough? Jeeeez, it must really be a bad day!
Then go here or here or here . Seriously, I swear it works.

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Have you ever gotten what you thought was an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie, only to find out it's goddamn oatmeal raisin? What a slap in the face. What a kick in the groin. What a rip-off. I ain't got nothin' against raisins, they're fine on they're own, but they just sully an otherwise tasty treat.

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If this doesn't make you wanna dance, there's no hope


BandyToaster shakes it to Daft Punk's Harder, Better, Faster, Stonger

Daft Hands is a brilliant video too!

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Today, do something radical with your hair

I sported a Faux Hawk all day long.
"What's so radical about a faux hawk?" you ask.
Well, for your information, the faux hawk is sooooo 2003.
Get with the times and recognize the risk I took today.
Example Faux Hawks as seen on men slightly less handsome than me:
This Website Will Change Your Life

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Mom always said I was special



HowManyOfMe.com
There is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

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You are: Classic Punk


Youthful, enthusiastic disdain for authority
and the establishment is normal and healthy.

Which counterculture are you?

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What did you want to be?


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Regular folks?

Fun, funny, kind, open-minded, interesting, optimistic people. Like you. Contact me. I'm sure you're incredible... in, of course, your own funny, intelligent, unique, special, weird, demented, umm... stalker... sort of way. Oh, and I'd like to meet my biological parents someday too. That would rock. Also, Don Mofongo , where are you?

Famous people? Living or dead?


Leonardo Da Vinci. Teddy Roosevelt. Lance Armstrong. Gandhi. Nikola Tesla. Anne Frank. Michelangelo. Jesus of Nazareth. Napoleon Bonaparte. Elizabeth, Queen of England. Edward R. Murrow. Caesar Augustus. Benjamin Franklin. Keith Richards. Bill Clinton. Pablo Picasso. Helen Keller. Walt Disney. John F. Kennedy. Dalai Lama. Jimmy Page. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Robin Williams. Frank Lloyd Wright. Ed Bradley. Jon Stewart. Steven Colbert. Our founding fathers. Anyone who has walked on the friggin' Moon...

My Blog

If you could be either Gods worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

The mechanic says, "If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at hom...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:55:00 GMT

YES. WE. CAN.

I did not write the following, but I wanted to share it with you. From: http://www.jongordon.com/newsletter-111008-yeswecan.html?tit le Yes. We. Can. This is not a political article. I understand t...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:06:00 GMT

What if John McCain doesnt show up to the debate?

Granted, as far as we know right now, he plans to be there.But what if John McCain doesn't show up to tonight's debate?Here are some things that could (should?) happen if Senator John McCain keeps his...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:37:00 GMT

Riot Police in Saint Paul

____________________________________________________________ ____Hi friends, Obviously there's a lot of interest in the protests, etc. surrounding the Republican National Convention (RNC) in Saint Pau...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:44:00 GMT

Over 10,000 hits

____________________________________________________________ __________According to the counter on my account, this profile has had over 10,000 visitors. In a couple of previous posts, I noted certain...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:10:00 GMT

Good smells!

____________________________________________________________ __________Good smells. Really good smells. Amazingly good smells. Outstandingly good smells. Goddamn good smells. Smells that surprise an...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:49:00 GMT

Mispronunciations and misspellings that make you look stupid

____________________________________________________________ __________I was about to write a similar article, but in doing some research, it became clear that some mighty intelligent folks already hav...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:57:00 GMT

Photography and Aesthetics

Light...Light is all around us, yet it is amazing how much we take it for granted.  Without sunlight, life as we know it would cease to exist.  Imagine what a great convenience it must hav...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Video archive

Video ArchiveAll the videos that were on my profile page can now be viewed here. Enjoy!______________________________________________________ _________________________________________________See anyon...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:06:00 GMT

This, I believe.

This, I believe.Every Monday, NPR plays an essay from their This I Believe project. In these essays, they ask famous and everyday people to briefly recite what is at the core of their beliefs. I enjoy...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:04:00 GMT