love me, love my band |
I have a pretty good band called The Border Cops.
This Saturday, we're going to play our first gig since October. It's very important that you attend. Why, you may ask? Well...
- It's being film...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
now why would a grown-ass man... |
...have a trail of teardrops tattooed onto his face?
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:53:00 GMT |
ladies, get over yourselves (part deux) |
1. When in the process of exiting a building and a man steps aside in an elevator so that you, the lady, may disembark to the lobby first, that doesn't mean you should immediately pull out your Blackb...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
open letter to the MTA. |
Dear Metropolitan Transit Authority,GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Sweet, merciful crap. My GRANDMOTHER could run the subways better than you...and she's DEAD.Your friend,Matt
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:14:00 GMT |
no, I wasn't macking on you. |
Don't you hate it when a girl you're not even *remotely* interested in pulls the "by the way, I have a boyfriend" card during a completely innocuous conversation, or gives you the brush-off if you dar...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:54:00 GMT |
dammit. |
In my professional life I've come to realize that it's neither the salary nor the coolness factor of your job that make you excited about coming to work every morning.It's the people you work with. I'...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:11:00 GMT |
10 years... |
kiss my ass, naysayers!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:24:00 GMT |
Hey dumbass, what part of DON'T HYPE YOUR SHIT IN MY COMMENTS AREA do you *not* understand? |
You know who you are.
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 19:23:00 GMT |
