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SNACK KING

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About Me


i am: king of brooklyn pride. champion of snuggling. the perfect end to a cold night. bringing sexy back. usually called baby bear because everything is just right! absolutely emo (you can even ask my grandma!) broken hearted. a bad liar. xx boy. the most generous person you'll meet. easily bruised like a peach. a femme admirerer, kinda romantic but also a massive dork. stylist to the queer stars. a private dancer. an avid bust, bitch and $pread magazine reader. safe sex slut
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i: stare at the ceiling sometimes wishing it was a starry sky. think dishonesty is so last season. secretly like friendster because you can see who viewed your profile am always up for impromptu photoshoots. give private lessons. wear a wallet chain.
pet peeves: not returning phonecalls, people who litter, rude people, wet socks, mildew, .. dating, internalized homophobia, the binary gender system, overpriced coffee, shitty screenprinted shirts that cost $300 when you can make them at home in your underwear for $20, bad porn, fat phobia, discrimination of any kind, the aftermath of getting a back waxing...
i love the smell of : vegan chocolate chip banana bread baking in the oven; egyptian musk; vanilla;your neck;my lost but not forgotten dog boomer; my grandma edith's cooking; sleep; old spice deodorant;grass soap from sabon;the air after rain.
i love: my head rubbed. (virgin) pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. the sound of leaves crunching under my skateboarding sneakers. polaroids. levi's iconic straight jeans. bbquing. my grandpa's sweatshirt.my chest hair. kissing in the park. the sound of rain on the window. your hand on my chest. dancing to tina turner when no one is watching. pretending that i have no feelings. being the bottom spoon. to have my head rubbed and my back scrubbed. putting d's in a's (anytime, anywhere). eating vegan rice pudding with strawberry ricemellow. plastic bowls. little spoons. soft pillows and blankets. short sleeves. popped collars. incomplete sentences. neckerchiefs.
i was raised by a combination of dominant jewish women, channel thirteen cooking shows, and not being allowed out of the front gate or crossing the street alone until i was bar mitzvahed. i'm really well balanced.
anything is an excellent excuse for impromptu fashionisto photo shoots on the roof, nyc subways or in my bathroom...stay tuned...
you can check out my friendster page for more information. just look up king karaoke and you'll find me.
some would think my reason for being alive is to torture my parents. i'm what they would call "the artistic one." basically that means i'm the kid who didn't go to grad school and dreams of becoming an avant garde stylist to the stars.
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My Interests

random: honesty, no strings attached, genuine people, no bullshit, queer theory, open relationships, wrist cuffs, sweatbands, hair, mohawks, grooming, belly button lint, old spice cologne and deodorant, brunettes, bangs, creme brulée, late nights, macs, cuffed jeans, round table discussions, puppy breath, boggle, scrabble, studded belts, dirty talk, broken hearts,making the most of my time, screenprinting, skulls, pirates, pompadours, hankies, soft pillows...

I'd like to meet:

haircut and blow-dry models(see journal entry above!)
anyone who: challenges the gendery binary system.
and someone who will tattoo me for free or barter.
someone who will eat grapes and bite my head.
someone who'll stand up for what they believe in. and what they believe in is me.
in general:
i'd like to meet bette midler. for some reason, she's intrigued me since the age of four. well, not since she was four, but since i was four.
people who despise: labels, the entire george bush collective, gender duality, clamato, livejournal.com (even though they have one)and cabaret laws are especially requested to apply.
people who appreciate burlesque, boobies, queer thought, cats, vegan/veg food, root beer, seltzer with lime, key lime pie, snuggling, animals, stripes, 80's music, owl at home, mood lighting, and freckles should really have coffee (or tea) with me
if you love cherries, polkadots, vintage aprons, rolling in the hay, cuffing your pants, sneer like elvis, and like making out, then you should message me. i just bought a new pack of gum and some mints...let's get it on!
IF YOU ARE SHITTY LESBIAN FOLK MUSICIAN or A BAD ROCK "BAND"...A MYSOGINIST, CLASSIST, OR RACIST...DON'T SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST...I WILL NOT ADD YOU!!

Music:

today's playlist: ccs, otis redding, snook, the knife, big maybelle
standards:
tina turner, ok go, rilo kiley, depeche mode, duran duran, wham!, bette midler, elvis, shwervon!, moonraker, the postal service, the cure, peaches, datcyde, dolly parton, frank sinatra, 80's music, ella fitzgerald, eartha kitt, tilt, billy holiday, the need, dresden dolls, slow car boost, bionic finger, the hissyfits, the gossip, modest mouse, ladytron, steve burns,armor for sleep, tiger army, wanda jackson, big mama thorton, rockabilly, punk, 50s/60s lounge music, garage bands, m.i.a.,tiger army, the pointer sisters, aretha franklin...

Movies:

ice pirates, mad max beyond thunderdome, the muppets great escape, amelie, groove, foxfire, spellbound, spirited away, the breakfast club, peewee's big adventure, better off dead, beetlejuice, the messenger, heavy, mad love, clueless, the harvey girls, howard the duck, summer school, all about my mother, monsters inc., true romance, four rooms, pulp fiction, jawbreaker, heathers, st. elmo's fire, yentyl, for the boys, a league of their own, tank girl, beaches, rocky, girl interrupted, benny and joon, pornograflics, edge play, josie and the pussycats, sin city, goodfellas, little miss sunshine

Television:

i'm not really a t.v. show kind of guy. i would rather watch movies or make out than sit in front of a t.v. and rot. but, i have been known to watch the food network, law and order (svu), and project runway.

Books:

sin in the second city, devil in the white city, wind-up bird chronicles, owl at home,ethical slut, anything by andrew vachhs, valencia, cruddy, vegan cookbooks, written on the body, transgender warriors, stone butch blues, the everything in the whole world book, motherless brooklyn, bearotica, rent girl, naked, suicide cassanova, the fuck-up

Heroes:

my grandma edith, srlp.org, carol burnett, supergrover, my sister for obvious reasons: isa chandra moskowitz and terry hope romero, as well as isamax snacks.. this lady right here:

My Blog

1 YEAR FREE HAIRCUTS FOR TATTOOS

Will trade 1 YEAR of FREE HAIRCUTS for 2-3 tattoos. Will explain more if you contact me: 917-442-4402 or [email protected]
Posted by SNACK KING on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

what's anger?

thank you aristotle (and david meiklejohn): Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, a...
Posted by SNACK KING on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:33:00 PST