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pretty dirty

sorry, I am away from my computer

About Me

native New Yorker, professional Scorpio, gay supremacist, born-again Jew, brunch champion and internet enthusiast.

My Interests

tshirts, homos, design, dogs, biking, jonathan adler pillows, cake and crossword puzzles

I'd like to meet:

others into competive instant messaging. people who eat red meat and don't wash their hair. someone who won't ask me to fix their computer. tough cookies with big racks. and Justine Bateman.

Music:

peaches, blondie, the gossip, le tigre, heart, the cure, the pixies, liz phair, dimitri, audiobullys, MIA, depeche mode, yeah yeah yeahs, missy elliot, de la soul, xavier cugat and the andrew sisters. plus, I never totally got over the 80s...

Movies:

best in show, little miss sunshine, waiting for guffman, pink flamingos, dirty dancing and scary ones that make me scream like a girl.

Television:

weeds, dexter, sleeper cell, bridezillas, prison break, law & order, anything involving crimials or rare diseases.

Heroes:

NYScribble

My Blog

maybe, if I was strapped to Irene

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?nope2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone?stupid question3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?all I ...
Posted by pretty dirty on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

I've always wanted to hit the cat

1. How old were you when you came "out"?I've always wanted to hit the cat2. How old were you when you had your 1st GF?serious, monogamous gf? 253. Do you consider yourself Butch, Femme, or Androgynous...
Posted by pretty dirty on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

sf pride, cherry grove and NO TAN LINES

sans number 1...2. When was your last kiss?this morning 3. Who's the first person you'd call if you won the lottery?I dunno, mom or irene4. Do you have a fish tank in your house?no5. What is your ring...
Posted by pretty dirty on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

mid-century lesbian

1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?valerie bertinelli2. Who do you blame for your mood today?me. and there's nothing wrong with my mood.3. When's the last time you've been sad?I had a PM...
Posted by pretty dirty on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST

what do you think?

1. Last person u told you loved them: my mom2. Are you in love: very3. Are you in like: very4. Do you like to kiss: are there people who don't?5. Do you "got it bad" for someone: mm hm6. Do they "got ...
Posted by pretty dirty on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

kinda/sorta/not really/no

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?my hairWhat is your favorite piece of clothing in your closet?my favorite stuff is usually strewn across the room, not in the closetName three ite...
Posted by pretty dirty on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

30. omg

1. How old will you be in 10 months?30. omg2. Do you think you'll be married by then?I don't think it will be legal in 10 months. thanks for rubbing it in3. What do you look forward to most in the nex...
Posted by pretty dirty on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST

never let them see you sweat

PERSONAL SURVEY...1. Who were you with last night?irene and lily2. What woke you up this morning?irene and lily3. Where are you?at my beautiful new desk4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?well, it d...
Posted by pretty dirty on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

let me clear my throat

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?yes, my speciaity is changing in/out of my bathing suit2. What's something you MUST do before you die?retire, hopefully3. Are you single? Do yo...
Posted by pretty dirty on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

I don't understand the question

1. When was the last time you washed your hair?I'm sorry, I don't understand the question2.What were you doing at 8am this morning?zzzzz3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?visual design brief4. Are ...
Posted by pretty dirty on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:06:00 PST