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not a psychotic episode but a cleansing clarity
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'I thought I could find someone to teach me how to paint a landscape. I discovered no one could. They could teach me how to paint their landscape, but they couldn't teach me how to paint my landscape.'
~Georgia O'Keeffe
A round peg in a square world.
Why do people want to know what I do?
Isn't it enough that I just am.
I have stained and infected these other realms I would like only the real persons that have seen me vomit, smelt my aroma, made my laugh, shared emails, and have read you rants and vise versa.
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Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.
No matter where you go, there you are.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Rest In Peace Hunter S. Thompson
"I HATE TO ADVOCATE DRUGS, ALCOHOL, VIOLENCE, OR
INSANITY TO ANYONE, BUT THEY'VE ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME"
HUNTER S. THOMPSON (1939 - 2005)
As we all know, HST like to shoot at things and has an impeccable safety
record. We have seen him blow up stuffed animals, cans of whatever,
effigies of Jann Wenner, so why not a typewriter?
I believe this picture is by Paul Chesley. From www.gonzo.org
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He was a poet, a scholar and a mighty warrior. He was also the most shameless exhibitionist since Barnum & Bailey.
Local celebrity, icon and urban legend (so I'm told). Self-proclaimed geek and quite the dork on occasion. Prone to inhabit in the shadows. Always there and but never seen. "The Apparent Existence of Everywhere At The Same Time" Mission to collect knowledge before it is gone. Strive to reach the level of jedi master if not there already. Live to calculate the power of 42. Time travel is possible but only forward never backward. Easily bored. Easily amused. Disgruntled democrat who knows that all I can do now is move on, for now. Belief of natural selection. Mental and physical evolution by all means. More than once may have saved the day, but left the room to avoid the praise. I once caught a fly with one hand in 1989. I forced a fly to a next plane of existance with a blade of a chef knife in 2004. Again caught a fly with 3 fingers dec. 2004. When asked for directions, I usually give a more scenic route then the direct path. Staying out of debt while being stuck by the man.
I do feel afraid, sometimes small. Not on the same level as most because of lacked experiences. I will admit my faults. Deal with my consequences. I am blunt with honesty and truth. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, it will filter everything else out, and see that thing, everywhere in nature. What you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? Oh no. I've seen way to many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan - no matter how close you may think you are to success.
When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.
Recently asked way I am an agnostic and thought I would be a buddhist. I admit that I do lean more towards that religion. But I have learned that all religions have some merit and share the basic in their writings or ideas. I just know that I believe in something and it's out there or in here somewhere. When I find it, I'll share it.
All we know is that it's 216 digits long.
With total commitment, total concentration, and a mad sort of panache. a man whose unsettled private life contrasts sharply with his serene contemplation of the universe. He could be alternately warmhearted and cold; a doting father, yet aloof; an understanding, if difficult, mate, but also an egregious flirt. "Deeply and passionately [concerned] with the fate of every stranger," "He had a straight moral sense that others could not always see, even other moral people."
Back in 2002, I was able to add my name as did 3,551,645 others in the "Send Your Name to Mars Project" The names are on DVD's as seen in the following images. So in a sense, I did make it Mars. And It will be there till eternity or till someone finds it.
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Image of the DVD on Spirit
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Spirit&..39;s 'Empty Nest' Image Image of the DVD on Opportunity
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Let the world change you, then you can change the world.
Giving me a a new idea is like handing a cretin a gun,
but I do thank you anyhow, bang bang. ~PKD
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words.
If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people
who must use the words. ~PKD
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom the emotion is
a stranger, who can no longer pause and stand wrapped in awe,
is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. ~Albert Einstein
"Under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights."
-Albert Einstein
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice."
-Albert Einstein
"It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
-Albert Einstein
"Generations to come, it may well be, will scarce believe that such a man as this, ever in flesh and blood, walked upon this earth."
-Albert Einstein on Gandhi
Gonzilla Air Force Ones yeah never gonna see the light of day well maybe nah, never or are they? 1 of 1
Born In The Year Of The Rat
Rat people are born under the sign of charm and aggressiveness. They are expressive and can be talkative sometimes. They like to go to parties and spend quite sometimes chatting with their friends. Although the Rat can be quiet sometime, it is rare to catch a Rat sitting quietly.
Rat people usually have more acquaintances than real friends and they revere and cherish those close to them. Once you become their real friends, they will treat you as their family. Rats are self-contained and keep problems to themselves. And even though they can be talkative sometimes, they never confide in anyone.
Sometimes mean, narrow-minded and suburban in outlook, Rat people are nevertheless honest. They can always make a success of their lives as long as they manage to master their perpetual discontent and their insistence on living for the present moment.
The Rat is quick-witted. Most rats get more accomplished in 24 hours than the rest of us do in as many days. They are confident and usually have good instinct. Stubborn as they are, they prefer to live by their own rules rather others. It won't be an easy task to work with Rat people, why? Because they are also 100% perfectionists.
They are very organized and talented; perhaps that is why the Rat makes a good businessman or politician. Unfortunately, as soon as the Rat earns money, he spends it. Maybe that explains why the Rat is so careful when he lends money to others. If you ever borrow money from the Rat, don't be surprised by the high-interests he charges.
The Rat is not romantic, but he is sensual and loving. Rat people could be hard to see through at first glance, because they are also very protective, but even though they are not easy but they are worth it - ask anyone who has a Rat for a lover, parent, child or friend. They are very loyal and devoting to their families.
Though the Western rat is reviled as little more than a bottom-dwelling disease carrier, this animal is viewed much differently in the East. The Eastern rat is revered for its quick wits and its ability to accrue and hold on to items of value; rats are considered a symbol of good luck and wealth in both China and Japan. Clever and quick-witted, the Rat of the Chinese Zodiac is utterly disarming to boot. Possessed of excellent taste, this Sign flaunts its style at every turn. Its natural charm and sharp, funny demeanor make it an appealing friend for almost anyone. The Rat likes to know who is on its side and will treat its most loyal friends with an extra measure of protection and generosity.
Behind that sweet smile, though, Rats are keen and unapologetic promoters of their own agendas. This Sign is motivated by its own interests, which often include money; greed can become a problem if the Rat isn't careful to keep its priorities straight. This Sign's natural powers of charm and persuasion can definitely come in handy! Although they are often hoarders, Rats can be very generous to those in their "pack," namely friends and family members who have proven their loyalty. Others might perceive them as quick-tempered and sharp-tongued, but never boorish. Verbal jousting is a great pleasure for the Rat, a Sign that everyone around will quickly learn either to love or to hate.
Rats enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside affords a view into the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This ever-curious Sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp. If boredom sets in the Rat is no fun at all, but that isn't likely; this Sign knows how to keep itself entertained.
A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves, at least sometimes. If they can develop their sense of self and realize it leaves room for others in their life as well, Rats could find true happiness.
Compatibility
(1 - least compatible, 10 - most compatible)
Dragon 9 - One of the best-arranged unions
Monkey 9 - It'll be a fun and loving relationship
Rat 8 - A very good match
Pig 8 - This can work - they admire each other
Ox 8 - Lucky you two found each other
Tiger 7 - In order to succeed, both must endure
Dog 7 - Why not?
Rooster 6 - Steamy yes but not lasting
Rabbit 6 - Nothing too excited but it still might work
Snake 6 - Better be friends than lovers
Sheep 5 - Probably not a good idea
Horse 3 - No, no, no. Run away now
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My Interests

Streams of consciousness, propaganda manipulation, perceptual augmentation, aural transmogrifications, molecular structure of thoughts and ideas made from firing neurons, testing the power of the fu manchu, technology, Schwa, robots, walking on hot coals, cloud watching, day dreaming, dream of skys of blue, dreamwalking, education through imagination, imagination works, master grade gundams, survival research labs, bigfoot, wampas, star wars, star trek, style wars, juztupoz, wallpaper, nest, movies, films, dvd’s, movie poster art, Kevin Smith, clones, jedi, Yoda, comic books, lo brow, H.R. Giger, Alien vs. Predator, Masamune Shirow, Ghost in the Shell, cyborgs, anime girls w/ guns, bra ads, action figures, mcfarlane, bandi, hasbro, hot wheels, kubriks, stikfas, vinyl figures, urban vinyl, not cutting the lawn, ebay, watches, jump hour, direct read, led, lcd, citizen independent, 1481010, Seiko pulsar spoon, 3.14159265, 23, 37, 42, freshjive, stussy, lifted research, obey, eames, vimsig’s, ikea, cheech wizard, bode, coop, shag, kaws, bathing ape, planet of the apes, apes in space suits, handheld yahtzee, digital gravel, krudmart, toy robot, tokyoflash, sonar lounge, sonic soul, ultraworld, atomic vibe, reality shows concepts, animations, stop motion, size 13 shoes, xl shirts, hats, caps lids, more hats, sushi, wings, beer, beef jerky, biscuits and gravy, dark chocolate, peanut chews, hot sauce, old bay, living w/o cable or dsl, mod, hot rods, PBS, antique road show, Hellboy, Daredevil, Frank Miller, Sin City, chaotix, Karate Champ, camels, diet coke, suger free red bull, quit fast food and pizza, will quit smoking, shots, tequila, jameson, johnny walker blue, vomiting in bars, in cars, in crowds, out of the 23rd floor, but still sober, social anxiety and dysfunction, disgruntled democrat, searching for planetary escape ..... more later. I am an ordained minister and high priest for the Church of the SubGenius. I will be known as Rev. Gonzilla Gonzerelli in the eyes of the church and "Bob". For those who know of the Subgenius, I need not explain. All you "pinks" wondering what the glory of holes is gonz babbling about, well let's just say you better find out soon before the "con" fully takes over.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and everybody at least once, again and again. No matter who you are, you have a story to tell and/or a lesson to teach. My heros, educators, artists, scientists, philosophers, explorers, revolutionaries, astronauts, rollergirls, muses, mermaids, sirens, oracles, deities, goddesses, and other humans and species. I would love to meet my critics and cynics. Reason being they would be the most honest and tell me if I'm fucking up. How can I improve if my faults aren't in the open for my eyes to see. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who, just gets you. Its so rare.

Music:

silence, city streets at 5am, trip hop, hip hop, house, breaks, some drum and bass, old school new school it's all good school, metal, thrash and punk, 33, 45, 78, Mark farina, onionz, frank ryde, sameer, frankie bones, hardkiss bros, q burns, halo, mr scruff, shadow, coldcut, qbert, kid koala, faust and shortee, craze, swamp, nightmares on wax, dub tribe, grandmaster flash, kruder and dorfmeister, theivery corp, ltg bukem, krust, roni size, honda, krush, david holmes, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Cut Chemist, Madlib, Roc Raida, Dan the automator, prince paul, kool keith, dr. octogon, dilated peoples, jurassic five, blackalicious, quasimoto, Invisibl Skratch Piklz, fantastic plastic, unkle, the streets, air, gus gus, morcheeba, portishead, massive attack, United Future Organization, trail of dead, bloc party, kasiban, mars volta, interpol, killers, lake trout, big in japan, two if by sea, movie soundtracks, yes, really I like movie scores, Here's artists that changed or effected my life in some way or the other and aided me to become the human I am today, in no particular order: Mozart and beatoven, miles davis, patsy cline, louie armstong, dave brubeck, sun ra, lee scratch perry, mike jackson, misfits, x, government issue, minor threat, fugazi, motorhead, slayer, metallica, judas priest, suicidal tendencies, tsol, vandals, agent orange, the cult, smiths, cure, killing joke, husker du, tears for fears, u2, talking heads, bauhaus, tones on tail, love and rockets, joy divison, new order, echo and the bunnymen, fat boys, run dmc, nwa, public enemy, i'll stop there for now, support your locals

Movies:

Pappillon, Ghost Dog,chasing amy, blade runner, dogma, Frank Miller's Sin City,Lawrence of Arabia, das boot, jaws, alien, aliens, bullet, great escape, dirty dozen, kelly’s heros, network, 2001, bond films, in like flint, the conversation, list of directors: Kevin smith, john hughs, john waters, akira kurasawa, soderbough, m night shyamalan, coppola, scorsese, james Cameron, ridley scott, tarantino, Rodriguez, luc bresson, john woo, spike lee, spike jonze, stanley kubrick, the killer, hard boiled, tron, star wars: a new hope, empire strikes back, star trek: wrath of khan, close encounters, predator, ghost in the shell, patlabor, gundam, brazil, fear and loathing in las Vegas, 12 monkeys, Pi, dark city, city of lost children, requiem of a dream, spinal tap, best in show, office space, kids, gummo, spun, human traffic, acid house, waking life, full metal jacket, platoon, apocalypse now, decline of western civilization, suburbia, sid and nancy, breakfest club, pretty in pink, weird science, explorers, goonies, river's edge, mad max, buckaroo banzai, radio flyer, rad, thrashin, future primitive, search for animal chin, barbarella, logan's run, soylant green, westworld, rock n rule, wizards, heavy metal, fritz the cat, river’s edge, half baked, dazed and confused, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strikes back, jersey girl, true romance, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, natural born killers, four rooms, desperado, till dusk to dawn, being john malchovich, adaptation, do the right thing, 25th hour, lost in translation, American Splendor, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling For Columbine, Naqoyqatsi, Powwaqatsi: Life in Transformation, Koyaanisqatsi: Life Out of Balance, baraka, twilight of the cockroaches, Iria, zeiram, tetsuo the iron man, akira, limey, lock stock, snatch, wild bunch, the good the bad and the ugly, matrix, animatrix, daredevil, batman, blade, I,robot, sky captain and the world of tomorrow, alien vs predator, goodfellas, once upon a time in America, hellboy, kill bill, and countless others that I wish to see again and again

Television:

afterschool specials, infomercials, a-team, knight rider, bj and the bear, the incredible hulk, spiderman, good times, dukes of hazard, star trek, space 1999, captain Chesapeake, matlock, degrasse junior high, voyage of the mimi, 321 contact, electric company, in search of, mutual of Omaha wild kingdom, Sid and Marty kroft, fat albert, captain kangaroo, star wars Christmas special, dynasty, magnum pi, misfits of science, voyagers, airwolf, muppet show, x-files, simpsons, Fridays, taxi, what’s happening, gi joe, transformers, nova, frontline, scientific frontiers, this old house, new yankee workshop, antiques roadshow, alias, 24, firefly, buffy, angel, homicide, csi, the benny hill show, the office, red dwarf, chef, last of the summer wine, bargain hunters, press your luck, jeopardy, fear factor, survivor, super friends, animated batman, the maxx, lost, monday night football, amazing race, 60 minutes, would probably be more if I had cable most of my life

Books:

zines, comics, graphic novels, etc..., to kill a mocking bird, 1984, coersion, necromancer, contact, brave new world, it, stand, Harry potter, Phillip k dick, hunter s Thomson, William Gibson, Kurt vonnegut, Richard Bachman, frank miller, Geof Darrow, Brian m bendis, mark Millar, Niles and templesmith, hard boiled, sin city, give me liberty, Martha Washington saves the world, powers, 30 days of night, daredevil, Shirow, intron depot, appleseed, ghost in the shell, fables, y the last man, mike mignola, hellboy, even dorkin, milk and cheese, Michael Allred, madman, Allen Moore, Neil gaiman, Kevin Smith, nest, vice, yrb, wallpaper, reason, mental floss, national geographic, interview, esquire, res, juztupoz, wizard, toyfare, batman/superman, ultimate marvel’s, goon, flaming carrot, too much coffee man, dicks, marvel, dc comics, vertigo, image, dark horse, oni, art books of H.R. Giger, Alex grey, Ralph Steadman, flyer art, movie and film posters of reel collection, various others mostly in pop culture and futurism, and some porn

Heroes:

Anyone who dares speak their mind risking prejudice or ridicule. And those who listen and understand the different views of perception. Those who have or will ignite the spark of influence of revolutions or movements, be it mental, physical, and even pop cultural.
Albert Einstein, Tim Berners-Leem, Philo Farnsworth, Alan Turing, Timothy Leary, Edward Bernays, Muhammad Ali, Bruce Lee, Rosa Parks, Andrei Sakharov, Bill Wilson, Stephen Hawking, Cubists, Dadaists, Surrealists, John Brown, Margaret Sanger, Mohandas Gandhi, Lech Walesa, The Unknown Rebel, Ernesto Guevara, Subcomandante Marcos, Malcom X, Martin Luther King Jr., Huey P. Newton, the Black Panther Party, Brown Berets, the White Patriot Party, Red Guard, the Young Lords, the Gray Panthers, Catonsville 9, my teachers: Ms. Flagg, Fr. Dennis, Mr Maloney, Fr. Robert, Fr. Jude, Ms. Morgan, my 1st philosophy class, Exsel VanHelden, Alan Rutberg, Hilary Kapan, Kon, Lev Manovich (I think is an ass, but still learned from him), more teachers later
Enemies self

My Blog

ALF sighting in Essex, MD

through reliable sourcesALF was seen in essex this past weekendon a 20" bikemore like a kid or young teen in an ALF suitjust the fact the there is still an ALF suit in existenceintrigues myself and so...
Posted by Gonz on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:57:00 PST

reason 1859387 that I am more fucked than you: passwords

The most common passwords are usually dates, addresses, etcany combination of numbers that a persons can relate to in 1st person in the 3rd dimension.or maybe a name of a pet, city, lover or...
Posted by Gonz on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

A thought to ponder to you all that are big and bright.....(UFOs)

While watching BSG with Ed and pissed that we gotta wait 2 weeks for the next episode....some facts of sorts...So the UK Q (sp?) decides to release all UFO materialThe Vatican issues a statement about...
Posted by Gonz on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:16:00 PST

June 1st Photographers Rights Rally at Hollywood and Highland

http://discarted.wordpress.com/ June 1st Photographers' Rights Rally at Hollywood and Highland May 15, 2008 Photographers throughout Los Angeles, with cameras in hand, will gather...
Posted by Gonz on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:15:00 PST

The away message you get if you try to send me a message

As of February 29, 2008.  I have decided to cease to inhabit this area of the Internet world. I may return every Feb 29 or even earlier.  But not soon.  Its has been fun and sad in the ...
Posted by Gonz on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:13:00 PST

March 30, 2004 - February 29, 2008

All good things must come to an endat least for now
Posted by Gonz on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:54:00 PST

If you gonna quit, might as as well quit it all, except for that one

I realized on in the December of last year that I needed to quit some of my bad habits.  As I have always said, everything is connected in some sort of way.  As proven in physics, social sci...
Posted by Gonz on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:21:00 PST

Last chance to get you kicks in

SO if you want I know you dontleave what ever you want here except HTML crapI will read it on my last day By the way the music that I have listed on this dayshould be part of you music library ...
Posted by Gonz on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST

High Tech Trash article from National Geographic

..> .. UPDATE author name --> By Chris Carroll .. UPDATE photographer na...
Posted by Gonz on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST

Vinyl on the comeback

Last week Time magazine boldly announced the return of vinyl records. From college dorm rooms to high school sleepovers, an all-but-extinct music medium has been showing up lately. And we don't mean...
Posted by Gonz on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST