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huffgas

¡Ala Verga!

About Me


I'm a piece of shit hardcore ghetto gangsta junkie homeless kid.
I am a goddamn scorpion.
I think maybe I should let you, the reader, know that if you add me as a friend, be aware that I have a filthy, filthy mouth, and talk about drugs a lot.
My stats are as follows:
10th level Bard
2nd level Ranger(favored enemy:police)
5th level Rogue
6th level Vagrant
1st level Housey
1st level Gangsta
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Hit Points: 89
ArmorClass: 32 (+6Leather Jacket/+2Carhartt Jeans/
+1Spiked Bracelets/+1Natural/+1Dex modifier/+1Dodge/+10)
Str - 14
Dex - 12
Con - 18
Int - 11
Wis - 18
Cha - 18
SAVES:
Fortitude - 15
Reflex - 12
Will - 15
FEATS:
Alertness, Animal Affinity, Anything goes(combat), Skill Focus(perform),
Cometary Collision, Battle Dancer, Driving Attack, Flay,
Intimidating Strike, Keen Eared Scout, Mad Foam Rager,
Cuteness, Diehard, Drive-by Attack, Power Attack,
Improved Favored Enemy, Improved Sunder, Dodge,
Exotic Weapon Proficiency(wallet chain), Guide, Renown,
Tweek like a Demon, Toughness, Cast-iron Stomach, Cleave.
SKILLS:
Bluff+5 Craft(Disturbing Mental Image)+10, Craft(drugs)+3
Demolition+1 Handle Animal+6 Knowledge(injections)+5
Knowledge(astronomy)+1 Listen +5 Intimidate+5 Open Lock+1
Perform(puppetry)+2 Perform(guitar)+12
Perform(musical instruments)+2 Perform(comedy)+2 Perform(drums)+5 Perform(freestyle rap)+2 Perform(silly voices)+8
Pick Pocket+4 Ride+2 Search+9 Sense Motive+5
Spot+10 Survival+10 Swim+4
WEAPONS -
+1Wallet Chain 1d12+2
Baseball Bat 2d10+2
Dagger of self-injury (butterflyknife) 2d8+2
Hatchet 1d12+2(+5 against undead)
Steel-Toed Boots 2d6+2
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Animal Companion: Joey (dog)
Hit Points - 15
Alignment: Neutral
Armor Class: 16 (+4Natural/+2Dex modifier)
Str - 10
Dex - 15
Con - 15
Int - 2
Wis - 7
Cha - 14
SAVES:
Fortitude +5
Reflex +5
Will +1
FEATS:
Track, Stunning Paw, Expeditious Retreat.
SKILLS:
Listen+7 Spot+5 Swim+5 Wilderness Lore+8 Fetch+5
ATTACKS:
+3Bite(1d6+1) +5Paw(crotch-strike sneakattack)[2d8+1]
+1Headbutt(1d4+1) Trip
LINKS OF SITES I DIG ↓
Freak on FREE RADIO OLYMPIA
I gotta give props to JEF RANDALL
If you dig Washington music, dig on THE SKIPTRACERS

My Interests

The road, Rock n' Roll, revolution,
P38's, streetsweeper bristles,
eating out of the garbage,
circle N, circle A, muthafucka.

Oh, yeah, and drugs.
Lotsa drugs.

I'd like to meet:

A homeless hottie with the mind of a criminal.

Music:

The almighty Rock n' Roll.
And that means lots o' stuff.
You want some examples of the Rock n' Roll I like?
Okay, just remember,
you asked for it!

**deep breath**

The Captives, Red Sensation, Leftover Crack, N.W.A., Aus-Rotten, Millions of Dead Cops, Capitalist Casualties, They Might be Giants, The Gits, Marty Robbins, Nino Zombi, Dancing French Liberals of 48, Joan Jett, Evil Stig, Klark Kent, Ozamatli, Swanky Modes, Sage Francis, Cobra Killer, Operation Ivy, Aquabats, Wu Tang Clan, American Distress, Sonic Youth, Dwarves, The Ramones, Visqueen, Frank Zappa, Bad Religion, William Shatner, Green River, No Means No, Icons of Filth, System of a Down, Iggy and The Stooges, Jefferies Fanclub, Eyerot, Whipping Boy, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, No-Ca$h, The Exploited, Citizen Fish, The Pietasters, The Fartz, The Coup, E-Sham, Blaze ya dead homie, Amon Tobin, TSOL, Orange, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Oingo Boingo, Fishbone, Butt Trumpet, X-Ray Spex, New York Dolls, Lolita Storm, Shonen Knife, Lard, Blood Circus, Rollins Band, Dramarama, Dick Dale, Man or Astroman, Urge Overkill, Fastbacks, Dinosaur Jr., Intro5pect, Orange, Time Again, Mad Sin, Dresden Dolls, Hang on the Box, Stockyard Stoics, The Crummies, Officer Down, Circle Jerks, The Cramps, Go Get the Scissors, Agnostic Front, 90 Pound Wuss, Afghan Wigs, Dickless, Jeff Beck, Kool Kieth, Captain Beefheart, Shocking Blue, Tom Waits, X-15, The Refuzors, The Pudz, Jim Basnight, Babes in Toyland, Nekromantix, The Melvins, Anybody Killa, Team Spider, UK Subs, Ya Kid K, L7, Johnny Cash, RunDMC, Billie Holiday, Pantera, Violent Femmes, Sham 69, Dark Lotus, 7 Seconds, Mission of Burma, Faith No More, Lee Perry, Buddy Rich, Miles Davis, Merle Haggard, Primus, Ice Cube, Mudhoney, Dr. Dre, Twisted Sister, Mos Def, Dropkick Murphys, TAD, Ec8or, Rancid, Black Anger, Reagan Youth, H2O, Hanin Elias, Sloppy Seconds, NoFX, The Pouges, GG Allin, Capitalist Casualties, Spitting on Cops, The Razorquills, Gas Attack, Rage Against the Machine, No Use For A Name, Buju Banton, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Peter Tosh, The Clash, Devo, Beastie Boys, Bob Marley, House of Pain, Juan Schwartz, The Cure, Buddy Holly, Leadbelly, Anti-Flag, Misfits(old), Minor Threat, Cookie Mongoloid, Young MC, Mobb Deep, Carl Crack, Social Distortion, Acid Bath, The Distillers, Ice T, F-Minus, Shonen Knife, Sick of it all, Public Image Limited, Bad Brains, Butthole Surfers, Poison Idea, DFL, Ministry, Crass, Robert Johnson, Gingervitus, Fugazi, Lands Farther East, Black Flag, The Adhesives, Floater, The Pixies, Hepcat, David Bowie, The Upper Crust, Frank Black, Dead Kennedys, Mike Ness, Annika Trost, Dayglo Abortions, Flogging Molly, Weapon of Choice, Big Black, Guttermouth, You Tell Us, Avenue Rose, Suicidal Tendencies, Sir Mix-a-lot, Presidents of the United States of America, Brain Failure, Partners in Kryme,
DOES
IT
EVER
FUCKING
STOP???
Psychopathic Ninja Clique, Wat Tyler, Freddy Fender, Germs, Dangerdoom, Horrorpops, Downfall, Alec Empire, Devil's Brigade, Mouthwash, Vanity 5, Screeching Weasel, Backyard Masturbaters, New Order, Angry Samoan, The Suicide Machines, Pansy Division, Anthrax, Slick Shoes, Stormtroopers of Death, X, Belly, Gas Huffer, Flipmode Squad, Against All Authority, 3 lb. Thrill, Cypress Hill, R-Type, Sepultura, Leon House, This Bike is a Pipebomb, Faun Fables, The Bristles, DI, A Tribe Called Quest, Buck 65, PUOC, Vitimin C, Transplants, Atari Teenage Riot, Blacktop Demon, Patrick C, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Patty Smith, The Druids, Mike Watt, Crimpshrine, Common Rider, Fitz of Depression, Dr. Octogon, Mad Lion, Jello Biafra, Mojo Nixon, Assless, Tiger Army, Slayer, Public Enemy, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, White Zombie, DJ 5678, Non-Point, Too $hort, Sunken Chest, Red Hot Chili Peppers, KARP, Bomb 20, Manic Hispanic, DJ Scud, Scream Club, Headless Pez, Sunday Morning Slasher, The Adhesives, Flipstick, Arse Destroyer, MC Chris, InDK, Union 13, Voodoo Glow Skulls, 12 Step Rebels, Mini-Bosses, Jilted John, Subhumans, Disposible Heroes of Hiphopricy, The Dead Milkmen, Buck-O-Nine, Total Chaos, Dancehall Crashers, Longbeach Dub All-Stars, The Hippos, Subb, Save Ferris, Minutemen, Lars Fredricksen and the Bastards, Time Again, The Reverend Horton Heat, Drunky Dean, US Bombs, Easy-E, Morning Glory, PJ Harvey, The Crack Rock Steady 7, Sublime, Jerry Zipp, DJ6666, No Commercial Value, Thompson Twins, Kings of the Jungle, The Gadjits, Zeke, Green Jello, The Descendents, Audioslave, Dragonforce, Nirvana, Choking Victim, and tons, tons, more.
I'm sure I'll think of more later.

I got some guilty pleasures too.
Like, Insane Clown Posse, Garth Brooks, Bobby Brown, Slipknot, Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, Marilyn Manson(old), The Beatles, Sex Pistols, Alice in Chains, TOOL, No Doubt(old), Soundgarden, Misfits(new), Korn(old), Tori Amos, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Roxette, Cutting Crew, some christian death metal, The Monkees, R.E.M., Pearl Jam and KISS.

Some bands I've been in:
The Neutrinos, Swinge, The Shit, The Galvins, Operation Rancid, Scab Outfit, Hectic, Sister Mary Fuckface, The Sub-Bosses, and various projects with various people.

I play a lot of instuments, too. I play:
Guitar, Voice, Bass, Drums, Jew's Harp, Harmonica, Ukelele, Harmonium, Melodian, Keyed stuff(badly), Gut-Bucket, Washboard, Cranium Bongo, Dog Drum, Kazoo, Slide-Whistle, Skin-Flute, and I rock a mean Sandwich.

Rock n' Roll, you sloppy bitches.

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Creepshow, V for Vendetta, Two Evil Eyes, Versus, Dog Soldiers, CB4, Taxi Driver, Another State of Mind, Suburbia('84), Crossroads, Cannibal(the musical), Brain Candy, Caddyshack, Arachnaphobia, Jackass, Undead, Communion, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Sulgs!, Powder, Blow, Up in Smoke, Nice Dreams, Corsican Brothers, Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Megalon, Seven Samurai, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jaws 1 and 2, Friday the 13th, Animal Crackers, The Big Store, Duck Soup, Horse Feathers, A Night at the Opera, Coconauts, Princess Bride, Drunken Master, Event Horizon, Interview with the Vampire, Pulp Fiction, Rebel Without a Cause, Dorf on Golf, Lost Angels, Stripes, Eight Legged Freaks, Tapeheads, Back to School, The search for Animal Chinn, Animal House, Ghost Dad, Weird Science, Groundhog Day, 28 days later, Follow that Bird, How Rocket Will Travel, Kill Bill, Police Academy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2, The Garbagepail Kids movie, Legend of Drunken Master, Benny and Joon, Raising Arizona, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Animal House, From Hell, Reservoir Dogs, Dead Again, Spies like Us, Donnie Brasco, Meet the Feebles, Reanimator, Ichi The Killer, Born in East L.A., Pet Cemetary, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, IT, Orgazmo, Pink Flamingos, Pecker, Hairspray, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3, Sleepaway Camp, Bad Taste, Kung Fu Hustle, Goodfellas, Naked Lunch, It's a mad mad mad mad world, Edward Scissorhands, Evil Dead 1-3, Scarface, Sleepy Hollow, Ed Wood, Psycho Cop, Rumble in the Bronx, Planes Trains and Automobiles, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Grizzly Man, The Empire Strikes Back, Much Ado About Nothing, Transformers:The Movie, The Fly('86), Tales fom the Hood, Anything Troma, -----
Gimmie some time, there's alot o' good movies out there.

Television:

Cartoons!

Books:

Bill Burroughs, yo.
Naked Lunch, Exterminator!, My education:A book of dreams, Ghost of chance, Junky, Letters of William S. Burroughs, Cities of the red night, The Ticket that Exploded, Nova Express, Queer, The Soft Machine, Interzone, shit... tons more. I can't remember right now.
Also stuff like
Trout Fishing in America
by Richard Braughtigan,
Flood!
by Eric Drooker,
The Motorcycle Diaries
by Ernesto "Che" Guevara,
On the Road
by Jack Kerouac,
Catcher in the rye
by JD Salinger,
Treasure Island
by Robert Louis Stevenson,
Lost Souls
by Poppy Z.Brite,
The Sword Dancer series
by Jennifer Roberson,
Where's Waldo?
by Martin Hanford.
Magazines:
MaximumRn'R, MAD, Cracked, Punkplanet, Playboy, Maxim, Bizarre, Tattoo mags, and I fucking love any independent zines. Especially ones chronicaling a hitchhiking journey.
Comic Books kick ass!
And books that have comic strips in them, like the Calvin and Hobbes books, and The Far Side books, shit, even the Garfield books.
It's late, so let me think of more tomorrow.

Heroes:

This guy.

And this guy.

My Blog

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well, kids, I just got back last night from a few weeks on the road. My birthday was the 10th. But, due to the miracle of backwoods alchemy, it lasted 3 days(!). I saw beautiful friends that I hadn't ...
Posted by huffgas on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

Garbage Cans

In the coming weeks, I'm going to start deleteing the bands from my myspace friends list. I will be adding them to a new music myspace that I will be starting with Tricia. I need to get some recording...
Posted by huffgas on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

The Road

I really want to get the fuck out of this state. I miss all of my friends. There's kids in other states that request my company too. Yet, there are so, so, so, many friends that still currently reside...
Posted by huffgas on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

Rock n' Roll

I just recorded my dumbass playing some of my songs. I've never attempted a "music video" before, so please, be gentle. I wrote this in April of 2002. It's the only lovesong I have ever written. ...
Posted by huffgas on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

Live before you die.

So, what is the correct way to live? Does anyone have the right to tell you how your life should be led? What determines a correctly led life? Are social norms the limit? What constitutes a healthy li...
Posted by huffgas on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:55:00 PST

Circle N

The homeless will inheirit the Earth.Once money is futile, houseys will have no clue what to do.The homeless are the real heroes.Fuck living in a house. Fuck money.I hate living in a house.Food, showe...
Posted by huffgas on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:42:00 PST

Huffing gas and shooting crank.

So, here are some haikus that I recently made. Damn, I love these fuckin' things.I see some zombiesI don't have any weapons.Holy fucking shit!I get scared sometimes.Sometimes trees look like monsters....
Posted by huffgas on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST

Fuck it, I'm just gonna say it.

LET'S DO SOME DRUGS, AND KILL PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by huffgas on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:23:00 PST

Ala Verga!!!

So, here I am, doing myspace shit(jack-off motion). Damn. I've been in touch with so many muthafuckas., it's crazy. Lotsa people thinking I'm dead. Funny shit, yo. So, I'm here, man, I had to conduct ...
Posted by huffgas on Sat, 06 May 2006 06:58:00 PST