The road, Rock n' Roll, revolution,
P38's, streetsweeper bristles,
eating out of the garbage,
circle N, circle A, muthafucka.
Oh, yeah, and drugs.
Lotsa drugs.
A homeless hottie with the mind of a criminal.
The almighty Rock n' Roll.
And that means lots o' stuff.
You want some examples of the Rock n' Roll I like?
Okay, just remember,
you asked for it!
**deep breath**
The Captives, Red Sensation, Leftover Crack, N.W.A., Aus-Rotten, Millions of Dead Cops, Capitalist Casualties, They Might be Giants, The Gits, Marty Robbins, Nino Zombi, Dancing French Liberals of 48, Joan Jett, Evil Stig, Klark Kent, Ozamatli, Swanky Modes, Sage Francis, Cobra Killer, Operation Ivy, Aquabats, Wu Tang Clan, American Distress, Sonic Youth, Dwarves, The Ramones, Visqueen, Frank Zappa, Bad Religion, William Shatner, Green River, No Means No, Icons of Filth, System of a Down, Iggy and The Stooges, Jefferies Fanclub, Eyerot, Whipping Boy, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, No-Ca$h, The Exploited, Citizen Fish, The Pietasters, The Fartz, The Coup, E-Sham, Blaze ya dead homie, Amon Tobin, TSOL, Orange, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Oingo Boingo, Fishbone, Butt Trumpet, X-Ray Spex, New York Dolls, Lolita Storm, Shonen Knife, Lard, Blood Circus, Rollins Band, Dramarama, Dick Dale, Man or Astroman, Urge Overkill, Fastbacks, Dinosaur Jr., Intro5pect, Orange, Time Again, Mad Sin, Dresden Dolls, Hang on the Box, Stockyard Stoics, The Crummies, Officer Down, Circle Jerks, The Cramps, Go Get the Scissors, Agnostic Front, 90 Pound Wuss, Afghan Wigs, Dickless, Jeff Beck, Kool Kieth, Captain Beefheart, Shocking Blue, Tom Waits, X-15, The Refuzors, The Pudz, Jim Basnight, Babes in Toyland, Nekromantix, The Melvins, Anybody Killa, Team Spider, UK Subs, Ya Kid K, L7, Johnny Cash, RunDMC, Billie Holiday, Pantera, Violent Femmes, Sham 69, Dark Lotus, 7 Seconds, Mission of Burma, Faith No More, Lee Perry, Buddy Rich, Miles Davis, Merle Haggard, Primus, Ice Cube, Mudhoney, Dr. Dre, Twisted Sister, Mos Def, Dropkick Murphys, TAD, Ec8or, Rancid, Black Anger, Reagan Youth, H2O, Hanin Elias, Sloppy Seconds, NoFX, The Pouges, GG Allin, Capitalist Casualties, Spitting on Cops, The Razorquills, Gas Attack, Rage Against the Machine, No Use For A Name, Buju Banton, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Peter Tosh, The Clash, Devo, Beastie Boys, Bob Marley, House of Pain, Juan Schwartz, The Cure, Buddy Holly, Leadbelly, Anti-Flag, Misfits(old), Minor Threat, Cookie Mongoloid, Young MC, Mobb Deep, Carl Crack, Social Distortion, Acid Bath, The Distillers, Ice T, F-Minus, Shonen Knife, Sick of it all, Public Image Limited, Bad Brains, Butthole Surfers, Poison Idea, DFL, Ministry, Crass, Robert Johnson, Gingervitus, Fugazi, Lands Farther East, Black Flag, The Adhesives, Floater, The Pixies, Hepcat, David Bowie, The Upper Crust, Frank Black, Dead Kennedys, Mike Ness, Annika Trost, Dayglo Abortions, Flogging Molly, Weapon of Choice, Big Black, Guttermouth, You Tell Us, Avenue Rose, Suicidal Tendencies, Sir Mix-a-lot, Presidents of the United States of America, Brain Failure, Partners in Kryme,
DOES
IT
EVER
FUCKING
STOP???
Psychopathic Ninja Clique, Wat Tyler, Freddy Fender, Germs, Dangerdoom, Horrorpops, Downfall, Alec Empire, Devil's Brigade, Mouthwash, Vanity 5, Screeching Weasel, Backyard Masturbaters, New Order, Angry Samoan, The Suicide Machines, Pansy Division, Anthrax, Slick Shoes, Stormtroopers of Death, X, Belly, Gas Huffer, Flipmode Squad, Against All Authority, 3 lb. Thrill, Cypress Hill, R-Type, Sepultura, Leon House, This Bike is a Pipebomb, Faun Fables, The Bristles, DI, A Tribe Called Quest, Buck 65, PUOC, Vitimin C, Transplants, Atari Teenage Riot, Blacktop Demon, Patrick C, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Patty Smith, The Druids, Mike Watt, Crimpshrine, Common Rider, Fitz of Depression, Dr. Octogon, Mad Lion, Jello Biafra, Mojo Nixon, Assless, Tiger Army, Slayer, Public Enemy, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, White Zombie, DJ 5678, Non-Point, Too $hort, Sunken Chest, Red Hot Chili Peppers, KARP, Bomb 20, Manic Hispanic, DJ Scud, Scream Club, Headless Pez, Sunday Morning Slasher, The Adhesives, Flipstick, Arse Destroyer, MC Chris, InDK, Union 13, Voodoo Glow Skulls, 12 Step Rebels, Mini-Bosses, Jilted John, Subhumans, Disposible Heroes of Hiphopricy, The Dead Milkmen, Buck-O-Nine, Total Chaos, Dancehall Crashers, Longbeach Dub All-Stars, The Hippos, Subb, Save Ferris, Minutemen, Lars Fredricksen and the Bastards, Time Again, The Reverend Horton Heat, Drunky Dean, US Bombs, Easy-E, Morning Glory, PJ Harvey, The Crack Rock Steady 7, Sublime, Jerry Zipp, DJ6666, No Commercial Value, Thompson Twins, Kings of the Jungle, The Gadjits, Zeke, Green Jello, The Descendents, Audioslave, Dragonforce, Nirvana, Choking Victim, and tons, tons, more.
I'm sure I'll think of more later.
I got some guilty pleasures too.
Like, Insane Clown Posse, Garth Brooks, Bobby Brown, Slipknot, Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, Marilyn Manson(old), The Beatles, Sex Pistols, Alice in Chains, TOOL, No Doubt(old), Soundgarden, Misfits(new), Korn(old), Tori Amos, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Roxette, Cutting Crew, some christian death metal, The Monkees, R.E.M., Pearl Jam and KISS.
Some bands I've been in:
The Neutrinos, Swinge, The Shit, The Galvins, Operation Rancid, Scab Outfit, Hectic, Sister Mary Fuckface, The Sub-Bosses, and various projects with various people.
I play a lot of instuments, too. I play:
Guitar, Voice, Bass, Drums, Jew's Harp, Harmonica, Ukelele, Harmonium, Melodian, Keyed stuff(badly), Gut-Bucket, Washboard, Cranium Bongo, Dog Drum, Kazoo, Slide-Whistle, Skin-Flute, and I rock a mean Sandwich.
Rock n' Roll, you sloppy bitches.
Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Creepshow, V for Vendetta, Two Evil Eyes, Versus, Dog Soldiers, CB4, Taxi Driver, Another State of Mind, Suburbia('84), Crossroads, Cannibal(the musical), Brain Candy, Caddyshack, Arachnaphobia, Jackass, Undead, Communion, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Sulgs!, Powder, Blow, Up in Smoke, Nice Dreams, Corsican Brothers, Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Megalon, Seven Samurai, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jaws 1 and 2, Friday the 13th, Animal Crackers, The Big Store, Duck Soup, Horse Feathers, A Night at the Opera, Coconauts, Princess Bride, Drunken Master, Event Horizon, Interview with the Vampire, Pulp Fiction, Rebel Without a Cause, Dorf on Golf, Lost Angels, Stripes, Eight Legged Freaks, Tapeheads, Back to School, The search for Animal Chinn, Animal House, Ghost Dad, Weird Science, Groundhog Day, 28 days later, Follow that Bird, How Rocket Will Travel, Kill Bill, Police Academy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2, The Garbagepail Kids movie, Legend of Drunken Master, Benny and Joon, Raising Arizona, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Animal House, From Hell, Reservoir Dogs, Dead Again, Spies like Us, Donnie Brasco, Meet the Feebles, Reanimator, Ichi The Killer, Born in East L.A., Pet Cemetary, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, IT, Orgazmo, Pink Flamingos, Pecker, Hairspray, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3, Sleepaway Camp, Bad Taste, Kung Fu Hustle, Goodfellas, Naked Lunch, It's a mad mad mad mad world, Edward Scissorhands, Evil Dead 1-3, Scarface, Sleepy Hollow, Ed Wood, Psycho Cop, Rumble in the Bronx, Planes Trains and Automobiles, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Grizzly Man, The Empire Strikes Back, Much Ado About Nothing, Transformers:The Movie, The Fly('86), Tales fom the Hood, Anything Troma, -----
Gimmie some time, there's alot o' good movies out there.
Cartoons!
Bill Burroughs, yo.
Naked Lunch, Exterminator!, My education:A book of dreams, Ghost of chance, Junky, Letters of William S. Burroughs, Cities of the red night, The Ticket that Exploded, Nova Express, Queer, The Soft Machine, Interzone, shit... tons more. I can't remember right now.
Also stuff like
Trout Fishing in America
by Richard Braughtigan,
Flood!
by Eric Drooker,
The Motorcycle Diaries
by Ernesto "Che" Guevara,
On the Road
by Jack Kerouac,
Catcher in the rye
by JD Salinger,
Treasure Island
by Robert Louis Stevenson,
Lost Souls
by Poppy Z.Brite,
The Sword Dancer series
by Jennifer Roberson,
Where's Waldo?
by Martin Hanford.
Magazines:
MaximumRn'R, MAD, Cracked, Punkplanet, Playboy, Maxim, Bizarre, Tattoo mags, and I fucking love any independent zines. Especially ones chronicaling a hitchhiking journey.
Comic Books kick ass!
And books that have comic strips in them, like the Calvin and Hobbes books, and The Far Side books, shit, even the Garfield books.
It's late, so let me think of more tomorrow.
This guy.
And this guy.