Magical Treasure Ship!
aliens, ancient history, animation, anthropology, any computer game involving elves and swords, archery, art, art history, astrology, belly-dancing, cinema, collage, comic books, dancing, discord, divination, drawRing, dreaming, fantasy, fear, feminism, folklore, friends, geeks, gender-fuck, guns, heraldry, imagination, intuition, mythology, occult, painting, photography, pirates, psychology, random hippie garbage, reading, religion, reptiles, runes, serial killers, sexuality, sociology, swords, tarot, violin, writing, zoology.Basically, I'm that stupid girl you went to school with that hid behind a bad perm and Mercedes Lackey novels.
People with terrible taste in music and a bad sense of humor. Jazz-hands a must. Buboes need not apply. I'd also like to meet this guy
........You'll be rockin' out to bands like: acid bath, alien sex fiend, atari teenage riot, bauhaus, beatles, belly, birthday party, bjork, blondie, christian death, coil, current 93, david bowie, dead can dance, death in june, dead kennedies, death cab, depeche mode, devo, diamonda galaz, goldfrapp, heart, In Gowan Ring, jethro tull, kmfdm, led zeppelin, loreena mckennit, lou reed, and mazzy star! Do you know how much money it would cost to buy all of these cd's just for a few good songs and street cred? I do! You will also enjoy the timeless sound of: Miranda Sex Garden, morphene, nature and organization, nick cave, nine inch nails, oingo boingo, pink floyd, portishead, random hippie garbage, red lorrie yellow lorrie, sex gang children, siouxsie and the banshees, soft cell, sol invictus, the pixies, the swans, the toadies, they might be giants, thrill kill kult, tom waits, tool, tori amos, velvet underground, virgin prunes and sooooooooo much more! Call now!
****MUPPET NEWS FLASH: MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS THE FOUNTAIN. AMAZING!!! YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD QABALLIST WILL THROW YOU A BLANKET PARTY IF YOU DON'T GO SEE IT RIGHT NOW.****
I so don't want to list all of these. Where to begin...
akira, heavy metal, rock and rule, wizards, street fight, american pop, lord of the rings, my neighbor totoro, princess mononoke, spirited away, Rankin and Bass fantasy movies, anything by the brothers quay, the Great Yokai War, the secret adventures of tom thumb, nightmare before christmas, meet the feebles, anything by mel brooks, monty python, anything by tim burton, RHPS, Pan's Labyrinth, Phantom of the Paradise, Pi, Requiem to a Dream, Dead Alive, 28 days later, The Moulin Rouge, the Wicker Man (the original), Laberynth, the Dark Crystal, most things by Sam Raimi, and a fuck-ton of other things.
Man, I'm not even listing all my favorite kid movies.....
..
aqua teen hunger force, black adder, Colbert Report, conan o'brien, Daily Show, invader zim, league of gentilmen, mst3k, red dwarf, sealab 2025, south park, space ghost coast to coast, strangers with candy, xena, and x-files. At least that's what I download from the intarweb. FUCK TELEVISION!
I LOOOOOOVE children's literature! Some of my favorites: the Harry Potter series, the Redwall series, The Neverending Story, and The Last Unicorn. Authors I love: chuck paliniuk, douglas adams, h.p. lovecraft, irvine welsh, israel regardie, marion zimmer bradley, neil gaiman, rachel pollack, robert anton wilson, zachariah sitchin. Burrows is pretty great as well. I wanna have Warren Ellis's lovechild. Afterwords I want Alan Moore to perform my hysterectomy. HORRIBLE fantsy paperbacks are my bag. Poppy Z. Brite is a silly, silly twat.