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Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation

Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!

About Me


I am here to kick your ass. I will shit in your toaster. I guarantee it.

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Me destroying Dontay in the Monster Chug off. ..

My Interests

Beer. Fine wines. Cuisines from around the world. Porn. Violent & steamy films that exploit all races and genders. Ostrich racing. Beer. Swearing. Dogs. Consuming cattle and vennison. The Renaissance. The French. The beauty that is Juliette Binoche.

I'd like to meet:

Fuckin everybody. Who the hell are you? I wanna meet you and probably make you go see Green Jello against your will!!! GREEN JELLO SUCKS!!!

Music:

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Movies:

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Books:

If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, Necronomicon, Make Your Own Damn Movie, Entire ...For Dummies and Complete Idiot's Guide series', Kitchen Confidential

My Blog

The current state of music

I recieved this as a bulletin and loved it:I thought this was interesting and I agree with it. Here's who wrote this: right here "The scene sucks.  The end.No, just kidding.But seriously, am I th...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST

Cat of Infamy

I know I don't use this blog thing enough.  Maybe I should.  I mean, hell, people may possibly be entertained by the irreverent bull shit that occurs during the course of my day.   Lets...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:27:00 PST

Halloween fuckin Weekend

   Son of a shit.  I really had my doubts about it, but everything went surprisingly smooth.  Somehow, someway, the Iron Mastodon made the 7 hour drive to Chino and back to Hayward...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:36:00 PST

Aflac to the Max!!

Well, I saw Gilbert Gottfried live last night, and I must say it was the god damn funniest thing I've seen in a while.  I didn't stop laughing the whole show.  Gilbert is now among my list o...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:09:00 PST

STRAPPING YOUNG LAD!!!!

SYL was fuckin amazing. Fuckin hardcore dancers though. Reflux was alright, Agony Scene blew dog weiners with their naked drummer, and Misery Complex or whatever the hell they were called was pretty...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Excellent.....

Yesterday was by far the worst day of this. I was feeling every bad emotion at once. Pain, fear, sadness, anger, and all that stuff. I woke up a little dizzy today. I'm still off-balance, but I ju...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This sucks

God dammit. 3 days I've been home already. I can't fuckin take this anymore. I've been limited to a total walking area of bathroom, office, living room, kitchen, in no particular order. I only go ...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chronic Subdural Hematoma

Here's an illustation of what it looks like if you were wondering. Imagine this, but all over my brain. Thanks a lot backyard.
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One Wierd Night

Dude, last night was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. In class, Dana and Dave light us up, but it was fun. My chest is still purple. But then we started doing arm drags. Bottom line ...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Transgression

I think thats the right word for right now. If it ain't, I don't care. Transgression bitch! What a fuckin rollercoaster I've been on. Holy shit. I've been up, down, sideways, all kinds of shit. ...
Posted by Mike Partridge - Celebrity Boxing Federation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST