movie magic. |
i made a little movie, people. check it out. rape is in the sequel. promise. http://youtube.com/watch?v=nWRCGVBJ6U8
Posted by Whitney on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:05:00 PST |
roofies. |
So, I got roofied last night, people. It was a new brand..."strong enough for a man, and PH balanced for a woman". I feel great today. Not drowsy at all!
Posted by Whitney on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST |
word. |
Got raped at a nightcub the other night (came twice, by the way). Felt bad about it but then it dawned on me that, you know, there were 200 girls in that club and he chose me! Think he'll call?...
Posted by Whitney on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST |
i'm so secure... |
So, I'm in an "Open" relationship. You know...I open his e-mails. I open his cell phone to see who's called. And everyone seems to think open relationships are like, doomed.
Posted by Whitney on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST |
litterbug |
I threw a half eaten apple out my window while driving the other day...and this lady pulled up and yelled at me! She yelled "you litterbug!!!" This really bothered me because I would NEVER i...
Posted by Whitney on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:44:00 PST |
dogs |
So there is this procedure where you can cut a dogs vocal cord so it can't make any noise when it tries to bark. I saw a dog with this the other day and I just think it's so mean and cruel becaus...
Posted by Whitney on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:43:00 PST |
damn |
I keep getting rear ended! Damn LA driving maniacs. I am starting to think it might have something to do with the fact that my license plate number is RU-486...am I overthinking it?
Posted by Whitney on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:14:00 PST |
got raped again. |
really sucks. oh, man, this is really an awful feeling, getting raped. i feel so bad...that guy's a rapist and all...but he didn't deserve to get herpes! Poor guy.
Posted by Whitney on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 07:37:00 PST |
ouch |
Today I got a paper cut. From a book on tape.
Posted by Whitney on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:11:00 PST |
betterin' myself |
so I just enrolled in University of Phoenix online. But I'm always late for class! I guess it's because I have a dial-up connection.
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:04:00 PST |
