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Yanni

About Me

Yanni has performed improv back in Chicago and has trained under the legendary Scottie Pippen. He later made his way to New York to work with improv gurus such Patrick Ewing and John Starks. Yanni considers himself a cat person. He chills 'til it's time to get wild....ya know what, who has time to read these days anyway with free porn? Not that Yanni watches porn, "shaker" videos on Youtube are good enough for his satisfaction.update: This page is being used to rid. It is strictly for ridding purposees only. It will not be used for comedic purposes.

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Shakira No Erect / No Hunt No Fish

CarrShakira has to be the hottest person to not do it for me. She's so hot and so fit, yet I have no feeling down there when I watch her on TV. I've always dissapproved of hunters, but now I also ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:58:00 GMT

Feeling Bad for Conan

     Sometimes I turn on the Tonight Show and I want to cry. Something inside me wants to say, "Stop talking to those snobs. Conan, you're too good for them." But I always restrain from commenting, be...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Zero Tolerance for Comedians / Mother's Day : Saturday / Sunday

Zero Tolerance for Comedians / I Felt Like a Racist I'm on a zero tolerance policy for comedians these days. It doesn't matter who they are or what they've done in the past. For now I'm boycotting ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 20:17:00 GMT

Eyebrow Attraction

Is it just me or do other ppl have this same attraction to eyebrows. There's something about a girl with a nice set of eyebrows that gets me going. I like them eyebrows a little bit thick and full lik...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:52:00 GMT

Misconceptions

I don't get why people think the internet is the bad or evil. They didn't use to criticize people reading books. What's the difference ...besides the motherload of temptations on the net?You can also ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:22:00 GMT

My Dad / Cold / Law of Sex

I recently found out that Leon Haywood is my Dad. This means it's OK for me to use freaky talk with women. I wonder if it means I wouldn't have to pay to sample his music. Then I would have an advanta...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:37:00 GMT

I Hate To Say It

I hate to say it but..............is stand-up comedy d**d..............sort of like when Nas said hiphop was dead? Maybe. With exception for Chris Rock and a couple of others, does anyone really want ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:28:00 GMT

Yahoo Mail...me or them / Barack Obama and Yonny

I kind of thought Yahoo News was a little bit crazy but now it's getting strange!? ........Paul Newman was listed 3rd as most searched celebrities. ...I can't really picture people typing in his name ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:35:00 GMT

Heats Computer, Wayne Brady, and the Weather

Heatseeker's computer crashed, so no music video. Last time I saw it(his computer), it was brand new. Now he edits the video and it crashes. I didn't have the patience to ask him if he deleted the cli...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:50:00 GMT

I Like the Machines Better

I like the tanning machines better than the sun. My complection seems better than when I get sun. It is healthy however to get a little sunlight each day. I prefer to get the pigment from the machines...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:42:00 GMT