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Scaramanga

I am here for Networking

About Me

i grew up a poor black boy in the south. I am the inventor of the optigrab, a device that keeps your eyeglasses from sliding off your nose. Now I live in a huge mansion in Hollywood with my dog and my thermos and my chair and my paddle ball and my remote control (My neighbor is the guy who invented pizza in a cup)

My Interests

slinky, silly putty, sex, roller disco, race cars, red, kites, kittens, karma, backgammon, booze, bastard children, harmonicas, helium, hamsteak, oranges, ovaltine, organ donation, alliteration

I'd like to meet:

the person who figured out how to get fruit to float in jell-o.

Music:

rolling stones, faces, expensive winos, clash, talking heads, the dictators, turbo negro, kinks, hall and oates

Movies:

withnail & I, bottle rocket/rushmore/tannenbaums, connery as bond, king of comedy, down by law

Television:

blackadder, bronx bunny show, greatest american hero, robin byrd show, office, young ones

Books:

the ones that come on tape

Heroes:

jack tripper