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Larry David

bald piece of shit

About Me

Ok so what am I supposed to do here? I mean come on. You really don't expect me to tell you people anything right? Take the time to read things on my wife's webpage:
www.lauriedavid.com

My Interests

Discrepancies, writing, comedy, writing comedy, writing discrepancy-based comedy; balancing family life with said interests.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet well, perhaps some distant cousin maybe I don't know. What the hell is this? I always wanted to meet Wilford Brimley. Actually you know who I always wanted to meet? Anne Miller. But she died so where do I go from there? Really. First person to put me in touch with her family I take out to breakfast and golf with Tiger Woods.

Music:

Simon & Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Devo, The Beatles, Neil Young, Willie Nelson.

Movies:

Annie Hall

Television:

The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Discovery Health.

Books:

A Forgetful Mason's Journey - Albert Goldberg, In Our Rotten Times - Jonas Metcalf, A Movable Feast - Ernest Hemingway.

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Don Knotts.