Miss Cleo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Miss Cleo be lookin fer new ways ta reach out ta my adorin public ever since da gods damned state a'Missouri did me under! But I'm back babies, an I'm here ta help ya find yer baby daddies, decide what addiction ta take up, and who ta chase after on one'a dem randy sunday afternoons! So call me now fer yer free readin!Ya can also check out m'website at http://www.wahgwaanentertainment.com/news.htm

My Interests

Tarot, divination, Shango, interpreting da will of da spirits, phone calls, telemarketing, making lots of money, helping people, house wives, crack heads, drug addicts, psychic junkies, bad accents, and hollywood.

I'd like to meet:

College students, stupid people, the ignorant, gullible people, rednecks, homosexuals, housewives, the disenfranchised, depressed, confused, and anyone not working for the FBI. If ya want ta be as fabulous as I am babies, Call me now!

Music:

Bob Marley, Jamaican Folk Music, Santerian/Yoruba Bata Drumming, Ecstatic Trance, and Gwar

Movies:

How to Read Tarot with Miss Cleo (order yours today!)

Television:

Late Night Infomercials, Crossing Over with John Edwards, The Pet Psychic, Montel Williams, and The Family Guy

Books:

Keepin It Real, by Miss Cleo! (Order yours today!)

Heroes:

My Lawyer