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gnome

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

hello ladies. let me tell you a little about myself. i'm green and almost a foot tall, but i have big feet. my hobbies include breakdancing and playing the harmonica. i like walks on the beach, flying over buildings, and spooning. overall i'm a pretty active dude. oh, and i hate dogs. they always try to take a piss on me....MERDE!

My Interests

gardening and gnomar

I'd like to meet:

you know...like some chicks....someone who doesn't mind getting down and dirty gnome style (yes this includes a metal chair, feathers, and a tuna can). also, you shouldn't be camera shy. i like to use the zoom on my digital video camera when it's getting all hot and sweaty if you know what i mean. oh, i don't use condom's either--total rebel gnome!

Music:

Evil Gnomes & The Riot Klan, Gnome Attic, Shiney Gnome, Gnomes of Zurich, Lawn Gnomes, Slayer

Movies:

The Gnomes' Great Adventure, Gnome's in the Hood, Honey I shrunk the Gnome, Lord of the Gnomes, Amelie, Adventures in Gnomesitting, Termignome, City of Gnome, Y Tu Gnome Tambien, The Italian Gnome, My Big Fat Gnome Wedding, The Matrix:Gnomeloaded, Gnome-Man, A Beautiful Gnome

Heroes:

arnold

My Blog

OMG my favorite website EVER

This is the best website ever. I gotta tell everyone about it! To my friends who travelled with me to Europe....please post the photos on this site. Jowlers dot Com Peace out. Gnome...
Posted by gnome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALERT : sexy garden gnomes.....STOLEN

Are You Kidding Me? Fri Nov 19, 9:19 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park m...
Posted by gnome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gnome victims

to my gnome friends.....may you ?RIP
Posted by gnome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

free the gnomes!

free the gnomes!
Posted by gnome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who's this jackass trying to fool?


Posted by gnome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

meet my cousin...


Posted by gnome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST