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The Lady Esther Gin

Bored not bitter. I'm the mommy AND your daddy!!! www.sparklingkisses.com

About Me


Home Watch Kiss Look Fuck DeekI am grateful to be Janet Jackson's #1 MySpace friend! http://www.myspace.com/janetjacksonI'm a boxing (I train with a famous World Champion), drag queen, realtor who bets on horses and goes to football/baseball games. Obsessed with Brasil, samba,& Rio! My Samba school, (team) in Rio who is the BEST... I compete with them (5,000 of us) in Carnaval every year. 250 DRUMBS!!! http://www.unidosdevilaisabel.com/ FOOD & WINE (live in a 100 year old house with the perfect cellar/collection Saratoga Racetrack, (no not the damn trotters)! Shrugs at the gym, (outch)! Evil doers! Hustlers! Liquor! Menz! Fine wine. Joe Girardi, (keeps me as moist as a snack )! Deep sea fishing. Chick hair! Racquetteball! My religion is Eckankar (www.eckankar.org) and I have been an Eckist since 1981. Boys & girls, MEN & woMEN, the pole AND the hole!

My Interests

Interests:? My ROOMBA! Hello, my name is Lady Esther Gin, and I poo glitter. I'm the "queen of the Catskills" and get paid to make people laugh with my twisted comedy, (it's easy, just look at this FACE)! I like my latin lovers and fine wine! I have traveled many times to latin America, (Argentina, Brasil, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, Chile) and love it, (although I will still always be obsessed with those KOOKY Canadins...I love going up there too)! Love MEN & Bulldykes, not young boys with caved in chests who wear teenage girl's jeans, or girls who wear pink and giggle. People who don't have any idea how hot they are. Hustlers, and strippers who work for a living.
You have been marked on my profile map!

I'd like to meet:


Parker Posey , Hugo Chavez, Rough trade, killas, Trannie chasers, Bear hotties!
Skitzos, Freaks. Nerds (horny ones with weird dicks), greedy bisexuals!
Hot chicks! Wallmart guys. Brasil boys! If yer readin this you know I'm interested! I'm part lesbian, so I love to play softball!
Dance alot, and love sweaty folks! I have a huge ego sometimes,(matches my stick pussy) and love to hear from people who hear my radio show, (comments please).
Joe Girardi is THE wet dream

Music:

Atomic Swindlers(that's a friends band who ROCKS and is madd sexxxy)Janet JacksonGun ClubCapial Reigion Celtic (http://www.crcpb.com/)Jucifer P-funk Zepplin & Jimmy PageIggy Fischerspooner sex moansMetalicaThe CultPunkNina HagenBlack CrowesBlack SabbathB-52'sLords of ass (id)One Side Zero (studs)Neil YoungMiss Grace JonesPorno for pyrosSylvesterPatti SmithJuciferAnn MargaretAC/DCany female singer (yes even The Madonna)Missy!!!Iggy!Pink FloydThe Who
all those classics...

Movies:

Desperate Living

SHORTBUS

Fatal attraction

Liquid Sky

Television:

Gilmore GirlsUgly BettyCarnivaleStrangers with candydesperate housewivesBig Brother! (orANY trashy reality shows)Little BrittaninvasionBeing Bobby Brown

Books:

What are books? Oh those...like Bukowski? If I knew how to read, it would be...Low life in high heels,(Holly came from Miami FLADress your family in corderoy (and all David Sedaris)

Buddy BabylonDevil in the White CityHarry PotterLestat Out in the garden

Heroes:


Livingstone Bramble

Hugo Chavez

Carmen Miranda

My Blog

Kingston boys RULE!

Kingston is my town, and it's perfect for me... (TRASHY)!  Kingston is a very blue collar town with a very "whatever" attitude.  The boys in Kingston are the way ALL guys should be...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:06:00 PST

Luxury NYC brownstone style apartment for rent in Kingston

Large, airy, NYC brownstone style design 2 floor apartment with great windows and beautiful light! Two bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms. Featuring 11 foot ceilings, cook's kitchen with radiant floor heat, s...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

I am away STILL

I am away in Rio and don´t get home until March 10th.  See you all soon.  I keep getting friend requests and my mailbox is as full as my ass!  I´ll get back to you all!  Kisses fro...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

It's all about Truman's!

I got to check out the new club in New Paltz, Truman's.  Very SWANK and POSH!  The management really has smart ideas.  It's going to be open seven days a week with food!  The dance...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

I'm starting a video juke-blog

I'm just gonna post stuff on here as much as I can. I'm getting complaints that my page is lookin too busy, (like my face). I'll take requests, (fix that face girl)! I'll try and keep up with it, (as ...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:13:00 PST

Rio!

It's almost time for rio! It's a city like Manhattan, with way more sexy people. The whole cuture is about the beach. Nights are all fashion and food. the people of Brasil are the party of the uni...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST

I'm Janet Jackson's .1 Myspace friend!

http://www.myspace.com/janetjackson I grew up watchin Janet grow up, (she is possibly almost as old as I am)!  She looks way better... My boobs fall out on stage all the time. I'm honored, and gr...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

Old broads chatting...and drinking...well, I'm drinking

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Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

October...

While everyone is going crazy in October freaking over what they are wearing for Halloween... I am staying up all night and going to games, (or watchin em on tv).  October is baseball... Fuck Hal...
Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

My celeb look-alikes

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Posted by The Lady Esther Gin on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST