Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess

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Hello everyone!
My name is Sassy Squatch and I am a member of the Denver Cycle Sluts (Denver's Premiere Camp-Drag Comedy Troupe).

For more information on the DCS's please visit: www.denvercyclesluts.com.

I recently crawled out of the backwoods and started My Space. I love being able to surf the net for new friends without worrying about doing my hair (for me that's an all day job)!

I've recently relocated to Western Oklahoma from Denver, Colorado with my slut sister Marion Mckuzins. Talk about CULTURE SHOCK! The real shock would be finding some Culture!

My Space is my way to stay connected with the rest of the world, in between our trips back to Denver!

Please go over to My Baby Picture and add me as a friend and check back often, I will be updating regularly with Blogs and Pics from our latest outings.

My Interests

Having a Good Time!
Making People Laugh!
Raising money for Good causes!
That's what it's all about!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that has a positive, fun outlook on life! Just looking to share my crazy life with everyone out there!

I definitely want to meet Brittany Spears, because that girl needs some help with her hair!

Below is a video performed by my good Friend Miss Varla Jean Merman. I think you'll Enjoy it! I know I did!

Music:

This is a little number I performed at Miss Nuclia Waste's Annual Christmas Toy Show to benefit children of families touched by with AIDS. I Hope you enjoy it! I had a blast doing it!

Here is a New Number I recently did with my "Slut Mother" Miss Sharon MaGoodies at "The Rocky Mountain Community Social Club" benefit for Aids Walk Colorado! It's Called "The Internet is for Porn". I Hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed performing it!

Movies:

Girls will be girls
(Staring two of my good Friends Varla Jean Merman and Miss Coco Peru)
King Kong (the one with Fay Wray)
King Kong (the one with Jessica Lange)
King Kong (the new one with Naomi Watts)
The Legend of Boggy Creek ( I think My Daddy stared in this classic)
Gorillas in the Mist (It's like watching my family's home movies)
Project X (Smart little Monkeys)
Any which way you can (Every family has some Black Sheep)
Curious George
All of the Planet of the Apes movies
12 monkeys (Bruce Willis is a Hoty)

Television:

Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp
Magilla Gorilla
Grape Ape
The X Files
Unsolved Mysteries (These guys were after me for years!)
The Banana Splits
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Bananas in Pajamas (They look so Yummy, I'm Drooling)
American Idol (I hate to admit!)

Blind Kissing Test

Books:

Coco's Kitten
(A heart warming story of a Gorilla and Her Pussy)

The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare

(I'm Trying to reproduce them using a blindfold and a typewriter)

Rainbow Monkeys

Heroes:

Abby (The Abominable Snow-Woman)
Nessy (The Loch Ness Monster)
Yeti (my Jewish cousin)

These girls are my heroes - because they took their talents and made them legendary!!!!

Monkey Fart Dance
(My Gift To You!)

This Video was a Gift from My Slut Queen Mother, The Unequaled, Sharon MaGoodies!

Lets all "Ab Fab Vogue!"

Dirty, Dirty, Dirty Little Monkeys!

More Cheeky Monkeys!

Sasquatch Strikes Back!

My Blog

Thank God It’s Glitter Friday TONIGHT at 9:00 Hamburger Mary’s

Hello All My Merry Monkeys,I'm so excited to see you all tonight at the first Denver Cycle Sluts Show since Christmas. We have been planning our return to the Denver scene, and I think you will enjoy ...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:21:00 PST

Meeting The Kinsey Sicks

Hello My Perky Primates!I am still floating on Cloud 9 after the wonderful evening I had Last Night! My Sister Marion McKuzins and I Hosted the "Boulder Pride " Kick off concert starring non other tha...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST

Check out this event: Cycle Slut Bingo

Hosted By: Sassy SquatchWhen: Wednesday Aug 15, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Broadway's1027 BroadwayDenver, CO 80201United StatesDescription:Denver Cycle Sluts Charity BingoClick Here To View Event...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST

Full Agenda

Greetings All You Cheeky Monkeys!The last Month and a half has had me busier than a one armed chimp in a banana tree! All Us Gurlz of the Denver Cycle Sluts walked the full Parade route (in 95 ...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:40:00 PST

Back Home In Colorado!

Hello My Merry Monkeys!It's so Great to be back in Colorful Denver Colorado! Marion and I have finally settled into our new Trailer Park Lot and are ready to get back to work entertaining the Ma...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

Top Friends of the Day (Thursday)

Hello My Little Monchichis,The "Hump Day Hunks" In My top friends for Wednesday worked out well but the problem is that there were to many hunks to get them all in in just One Day! Believe me th...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

All Sassy's Friends!

Hello All My Giddy Gibbons!I have been so busy recently rounding up new Friends from all around the world, and suddenly realized that many of you have never been displayed in my Top Friends Section.T...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

Free at Last!

Free at Last! Free at Last!Thank the American viewing Public we are Free at Last! America has finally taken back "American Idol" from the no-talent wanna-be's and given the truly talented a chan...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

Sanjaya on American Idol

Oh My Gawd my little monkeys, In the infinite lack of things for a big Monkey to do here in Western Oklahoma (other than Dodge Tornados), my Slut Sister Marion McKuzins and I watched America...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

Hi Spammers

Hey Spammers, I already have a Phone, Playstation, Laptop and Job. I don't need whatever it is you are trying to pitch to me! For all you Porn Hoochies that keep trying to be my Friend, I'm Gay not H...
Posted by Sassy Squatch ,Primate Princess on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST