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Bulimia Puree "The Porcelain Godess"

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Cool Slideshows --- I have been entertaining every since I can remember! My parents realized the first time they put that microphone in my hand and put me on stage they would never get me off! I try and keep life and my show numbers on the humurous side. I don't really have a serious bone in my body! I love to laugh and look on the funny side of life! I do perform many numbers live and will rewrite some lyrics to suit my numbers. My persona is made up of,.... well if you took Mae West, Classic Liz Taylor, Betty Paige, Ruth Wallis and June Cleaver and put them in a blender you would get me!! I perform numbers from the 30's to the early 60's. The majority of my numbers are the comdic scandalous numbers of the night life underground of the time period that were not exceptable for main stream music.
Why the name Bulimia Puree you may ask! WHY NOT! Momma T, and my best friend/sis Donnetta Dick and I were drunk and I really wanted to change my name. I have had the same camp name "Iona Bigdick" for many years. My stage persona had so evovled and I felt that the name no longer suited me! I had two names at one time. My comedy name, Iona, and my glamour "pretty drag" Diane Diamond. They eventually merged into one and the same. But I didn't just change my name. We put up flyers and announced that Iona had mysterious died! Many thought I really had! Sorry! So we invited every one out for my funeral/tribute show. After all these years I had to f**king die to get my own show!
So I am not makeing fun of people with anorexia and bulimia with my name. I am making fun of myself! I went through a few years of therapy for it and sometimes I think I had too much therapy when I pop a zipper! It's a horible disease and it never leaves you. My heart to all my brothers and sisters out there that still struggle with it!

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.. Me and my dog Cuddles

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My Blog

The intimate secrets of Bulimia Puree!! LMAO

1. Would you marry for money?Only for a lot! I am not shallow!!!!2. Have you had braces?nope3. Could you live without a computer?OMG. Did you feel th...
Posted by Bulimia Puree "The Porcelain Godess" on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

I fell in my own bush!!!!!!!

So this is a true story how I fell in my bush.  We had a period of a lot of rain a few weeks ago and I was out side and saw how much my bush had over grown!  It made my deck look so tiny!&nb...
Posted by Bulimia Puree "The Porcelain Godess" on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

Action and Reaction

Every action has an automatic and direct reaction.  What is yours?     Just to clear up some of the talk around town.  As far as divisions they are there only if you allo...
Posted by Bulimia Puree "The Porcelain Godess" on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

I F***'n hate toliet paper!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate f****'n toliet paper that you use on the go!!!!  Ya know the John Wayne kind.  It's rough and tough and doesn't take no crap off nobody!!!!!  I mean come on.  Why do these g...
Posted by Bulimia Puree "The Porcelain Godess" on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

Who has played with my monkey!

This is my game.  If you have recieved my bulletin post and have played with my monkey then leave a message about who you are and where you are from.  And tell me how my monkey was!  An...
Posted by Bulimia Puree "The Porcelain Godess" on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST