Preservation |
Hi, Folks:
Everything is in order, and not that Mrs. Tilford had to tell me, I have "cleaned my house." (see "These Three" -- what a great film)
I went house shopping over the past few weeks and I fou...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:01:00 GMT |
A dumb girl, but my kid is off the hook. |
Well, the last time I blogged I told you the story about my straight son turning out to be gay -- now he claims to be bisexual -- something which I do not believe in.
The baby is not Michael’s n...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:27:00 GMT |
Am I to blame for what happened in the past few months? |
Okay, folks, here's the news -- and make sure you are sitting down.
For the past eight weeks I have been very very busy covering for another mortician who had a mild heart attack. I should be ho...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:18:00 GMT |
The pic of MYRNA is up. |
Okay, Myrna agreed to the photo so long as her new arm was not in the picture. Actually, it's not the arm that I wanted you all to see -- it's all the plastic surgery -- and she is F***KING prou...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 13:16:00 GMT |
Myrna is out of control -- face lift, eye job, boob job. |
A few blogs ago, I wrote about my friend Myrna who, after decades of going about without an arm, got a new fancy one and is living life like a teenager. In the past 6 weeks she has gone to extre...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:11:00 GMT |
My son ditched me -- can you believe that shit? |
So, my wonderful son Michael who swore he would stay at NYU and keep mommy happy has moved to Van Nuys California and is setting up shop at UCLA with his buddy Remy. Thankfully he ditched the fa...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:13:00 GMT |
Myrnas swanky new bionic arm |
As you all know, my friend Myrna has only one arm. In a previous blog I mentioned how she lost her arm back in the early 60s because of a bad case of cellulitis caused by a really bad case of po...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:47:00 GMT |
My car accident and a familiar-faced dead client. |
Today I got rear-ended by a cop. I was at a stop sign and BAM! When I gathered my thoughts and looked in my rear view mirror I beheld a sight that everyone dreams about. I'd been hit...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
My sister-in-law is an internet whore and my son is antsy. |
It's been a few weeks since I put out a blog because I've been busy with work. Usually I have time during my work to write a few things but I have been doing a lot of work for a place that has n...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:33:00 GMT |
What if you die and there is no room? |
Soon I will be visiting Los Angeles because a friend of mine is giving a brief lecture about the newest techniques in restorative mortuary science. The horrific state of New Jersey is payin...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:01:00 GMT |
