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About Me

Hey Boys, Girls, and whatever falls between! Just little old me (sadly my alter-ego, Andy is terribly Anti-MySpace), so here's a little about Ida Slapter..... Born in Chrenobyl; a product of a drunken conception between a Russian Nuclear plant worker and his gay American sailor lover who shall remain anonymous in memory of their untimely deaths. I was brought into the United States in the mid-eighties. I loves my fans, my friends, and just about anything put in front of me... till it pisses me off, then it can die. A major product of the early nineties clubscene in New York City, I love to perform, party, and play, play, play!

My Interests

Make-up, Jewelry, Fur, man-meat, And My Puss

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I'd like to meet:

People Who don't Suck (or if they do, they do it well)!! and now I'll never get to meet Anna Nicole, so Fuck it...

Music:

try me, I'll bet I like it. . . . . . important dating questions
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Movies:

Just about anything John Waters, or John Cameron Mitchell, they both make me quite moist.... much like a towelette...John Waters/No Smoking
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Television:

anything that doesn't suck (or if it does, it hasta do it well)!! Little Mary Sunshine
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Books:

ummmm; Inches, Honcho, Playguy, Badpuppy, Face The Nation, The New York Times, etc.

Heroes:

Vincent Price, Elvira, Margaret Cho, Cass King, John Woods, and Pac Man (hey, anyone who can take all that in his throat without chewing is definately my hero)... More games at www.FunBumper.com

My Blog

Ode to Smoking....

Yes Darlings, Ida has quit smoking, I am on the Nicotene Patch, and I feel like smoking a pack of cigarettes, but since I must replace cigarettes with another addiction, I think I'm going...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

Fabulous Expectations Updates!!

Okay, so, after having been through the callback process, the show is cast, and so far the cost of each ticket for "Fabulous Expectations" is $3 a head (cheap) (just like yours truly). Here's what els...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

Anna Nicole; The New Marilyn Monroe?? (oh, gurl)

Oh, darlings it is indeed a sad day... Anna Nicole has died at the age of 39. Leaving behind her a wake of insanity... Okay, so the old farts Estate is still in dispute, only because her five month ol...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST

Lets Do The Timewarp Again...

So, its Rocky Horror Time again, dear readers. Its next Friday, February 9th at The Auburn Public Theatre... yes, The Town Shop Trannies, led up by Yours Truly are again taking the stage as the shadow...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Holland for Halloween? Too Divine!!

Due to a suggestion from an old friend, dear readers, Ida has decided to take a vacation... The week surrounding all hallows eve, she will be cast asid...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST

Gaea's "Fabulous Expectations"!

Darlings! You simply must hear about the newest show I'm involved in! Along side my work with my Rocky Horror troupe (The Town Shop Trannies), we are s...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:00:00 PST