There are better things in life than alcohol..... |
but alcohol makes up for not having them.XOCO--Bea
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:59:00 GMT |
Every woman should have four pets in her life... |
A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.Mwaah!--Bea
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
There are no good girls gone wrong - |
Just bad girls found out!!XOXO--Bea
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 14:15:00 GMT |
Tranquilizers only work.... |
If you follow the advice on the bottle...."keep away from children"!XOXO--Bea
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 14:46:00 GMT |
Tranquilizers only work.... |
If you follow the advice on the bottle...."keep away from children"!XOXO--Bea
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 14:46:00 GMT |
There are a number of mechanical devices.... |
which increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380 SL Convertible!!Mwaah!--Bea
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:53:00 GMT |
Be who you are.... |
and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matterand those who matter don't mind!Mwaah!--Bea
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:53:00 GMT |
A faithful husband..... |
is one whose alimony check is always on time!Mwaah!--Bea
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:33:00 GMT |
I don’t work out.... |
If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor!Mwaah!--Bea
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:19:00 GMT |
Senorita Bea.... |
Well ladies I’m catching a jetliner south of the border. Off to Mexico for a little rest and relaxation, and lots of tequila! Mmmmm....I like it spicey! Hopefully those strange packages my Super...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:19:00 GMT |
