Ya, I do graphics for all the "LADIES!!"
You got a problem with dat!!??!!!!
Ok, so the following is a slight itsty bitsy bit of what I can do graphically for you. I mean, I hesitate posting this because it's so limited. And it doesn't actually show animated frames properly, or in actual time, but it does give you an kind of "BASE MENU" to bounce off of, to elaborate from.
If you've seen it somewhere, I can do it.
If you have an idea, I can build it.
This doesn't display any of my Font Graphics, I am THE BEST a designing "BAND LOGOS" and personalized fonts.
I will post some examples of that soon... Check back, or ask me for examples.... [email protected] (Not my "Myspace" email btw.)
May I PERSONALIZE THIS FOR YOU????
Because I refuse to name drop publicly, if you want to see more of my work, & references, (which I do for only the the most "SPARKLIE" of the ladies, msg me. bitch)
Or go look at my blog where I posted a SHEALITA SHIT-TON! And that's a lot of ass ladies & Gentlemen.Now on to the more boring details.....
-No one knows more than me, how frustrating not having the tools you need at your disposal.
Out of a sheer lack of premade downloadable "Tools" -out there, I have now designed over 2,100 Photo-shop and Paint-shop Pro "BRUSHES" specically for make up artists, & photographers. I've authored over 5,000 fashion oriented PSP Tubes, Gradients, Patterns, and Masks-
OH! and I have also configured over 250 personal fonts mainly for D.J.'s and Music industry folks just getting their feet, (And other things) wet in the industry. At some point I will post a few here, as I am currently uploading all of them to my Deviant Art page.. (Coming Soon)
However in the meantime, MSG Me- if you have a project you'd like me to look at, or if you want copies of brushes, tubes, masks or gradients etc.
Oh, and I should say, You may see that up in the left hand corner it mentions various: "Profile Pimps?" Well, EVERYTHING you see on this page GRAPHICALLY, was done by me. (Background Gradient, Boots, all of the tables etc. I am just really shitty at HTML)
The last Myspace page I did was,
myspace.com/alphafag ...
Go have a look...
I had a good time doing the following for a friends site...
This page will eventually have a section for my custom graphics, done for others. I kinda feel like posting them is "Name Dropping" and I HATE THAT.....
The people I am doing graphics for, should have exclusive "first posting dibs."
I will wait a bit, let their website visitors enjoy them,
then list & post them here later.
My Fave Quotes
Currently under construction
Not to want to say,
Not to know what you want to say,
Not to be able to say what you think you want to say, and
Never to stop saying, or hardly ever,
That is the thing to keep in mind,
Even in the heat of compostion......
Samuel Beckett
The original words went:
It doesn't matter what I say
So long as I say it with inflection
Makes you feel, me- & that I'll convey
Some inner truth of vast reflection
Ah-But I've said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks
Why do I like that?
"A Bone to the Dog
Is not "Charity."
"Charity" is A Bone to the Dog- when you're just as hungry as the dog!
~Jack London
It's important to be serious-
when being serious is important!
Otherwise, life is too important,
to be taken seriously.
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Alexis doing what she does best!
Mistress of Ceremonies of COURSE,
(Although she might argue)
I'd like to meet:
This was the first visitor map from the first myspace page I had. Every single one of you whose visited is important, and it became so that I couldn't see the dots anymore, so I started over again on March 1st.
Thanks for visiting!!
Feel free to submit your band's songs, I love discovering great new music! If I likie, I will postie.
NEW MAP
Please, be a lamb, and pop a pin in my visitors map! I promise to return the favor, NAME IT!
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My New World Visitor Map!
MODE: Reset Wednesdays
Titters can always use more friends!:
THE VIP LOUNGE
BUSINESS *FRIENDS*
PLEASE SUPPORT THEIR INDIVIDUAL PROJECTS BY CLICKING ON THEIR LINKS AND CHECKING THEM OUT!!!:
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MDNYC
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Zazoo & Satori
MISS UnDeRsToOd
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The Voluptuous Horror Of Karen Black
ForBiddeN
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BOY GEORGE
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View All of My Humpmunkies
Talk to me, You silly lil' freak!
Awwl duh wittle pugwett bums in duh whole wide wurld...
Pre Order Freak Show Here
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY REVIEW
A "MUSTOW MENTION"
Music:
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Travis Morley - Artist
Jezebelle X - Model
Ronan Spelman - Artist
Amber Ray - Artist/Performer
Anastasia
Ashley Fontenot, Photographer
Junker Designs - Fashion Designers
Darenzia, Model/actress
Dollylocks
Donna Ricci - Gothic Supermodel
ErotiCandy
Travis Morley - Artist
Flite Risk Films
Gene Loves Jezebel
Jay Aston
Brad
Lenora Claire
OPi8.com: New Dark Culture
NIGHT Magazine
Pink PussyCat Boutique
Rob Graf
Art of Bleeding
Pretty Pictures (Films)
Star and Garter Magazine
Steve Diet Goedde, photographer
Vulgaras
Warhol
The Andy Warhol Arts Foundation
Wicked Talent Modeling Agency
WOW
An interesting read....
Click for Stuff & Supplies....
BITCHEN!!!!....
THINK ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD!!!!....
OOOHHHH!!!!....
A MASTER!!!!....
Came to our rescue HOW MANY TIMES??? COUNTLESS!!!!....
Movies:
The Jerk, Nosferatu the Vampyre, The Deer Hunter, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Goodbye Girl, Barfly, Last Tango in Paris, Victor Victoria, La Dolce Vita, Diabolique, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Lost Weekend, Hedwig, Roman Holiday, Ocean's 11, Alice In Wonderland, Capote, Short Bus, Mildred Pierce, The Aviator, Sunset Boulevard, Guys and Dolls, Manhunter, Small Time Crooks, Gigi, Wild Strawberries, 40 yr. Old Virgin, Raising Arizona, My Own Private Idaho, Troy, Moonstruck, Party Monster, The Devil Wears Prada, Say Anything...,Walk the Line, The Illusionist, SO MANY DOCU'S,..The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Party Monster Shocku, Stevie, Paris is Burning, Licensed to Kill, Jupiter's Wife, Paragraph 175, Dark Days, American Movie, Silverlake Life: The View from Here, Southern Comfort, How to Draw a Bunny, Divine Trash
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BOOMBOX
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Dakota Dvay
Television:
WOW
TV
Wanna meet the coolest peeps on the web?
Go here:
www.worldofwonder.net
But b-4 you go,
read their MANIFESTO!:
A
We believe that we are living in the Age of the Thing.
We believe that there is an Artist inside all of us. But usually a bad one. And that’s okay.
B
We believe that we should judge books by their covers. And speaking of books, that they are fun to read.
We believe that beauty is on the outside – if you don’t believe us just peel off your skin.
We believe that the difference between better and bitter is just a letter.
We believe that if we blink we might miss it.
C
We believe that content is not king. Never was.
We believe that celebrity is the disease of the 21st century, and that, at the time of writing, there is no known cure.
We believe your car is your suit.
We believe when it comes to camp we should pitch a tent.
We believe the children are the future.
D
We believe in the Desiderata. Be gentle with yourself.
Duh. It’s all connected. All we have to do is join the Dots.
E
We believe that things on the edges inevitably drift toward the centre.
We believe that everyone should have their own network.
We believe in calm assertive energy. Even if we don’t practice it.
F
We believe in Fauxvism – the end of authenticity as we knew it. or thought we did.
We believe that focus is overrated.
We believe that in a world of five hundred channels, why not five billion?
G
We believe you can see the world in a grain of sand and hold eternity in the palm of your hand (thank-you William Blake)
We believe the glass is neither half empty nor half full, but simply confused.
We believe glamour is where you are not.
We believe in no fixed gender.
H
We believe that history belongs to those who write it.
We believe hypocrisy makes things less fun.
We believe we live inside our heads.
We believe that if you have a hump on your back you should throw glitter on it (thank-you James St James)
I
we believe that i is the new prefix… i-pod therefore i-am.
We believe that the idiot box is really no such thing. i-diot!
We believe that imagination is second only to good looks.
J
We believe that a Jack of all trades trumps a King.
K
We believe that we all know more than we think we do.
We believe that most Kings are Queens anyway.
L
We believe that highbrow and lowbrow have given way to no brow.
The less you know the smarter you are, since everything we were brought up to believe is wrong.
M
We believe that maximalism has more to offer than minimalism.
We believe that we all belong to a minority of 1.
We believe that modern life is rubbish.
We believe the missionary position is best left to missionaries.
N
We believe it’s easy to say No. But better to say Yes.
We do not believe in the New York Times.
We believe that we are all born naked and the rest is drag (thank-you, Ru)
We believe in new sense from nonsense, and old sense is a nuisance.
O
We believe Oprah will inherit the Earth.
We believe that no one thing is too out there to be in here.
And when it comes to being out, we are all outcasts.
P
We believe in pronoia, that the universe is working for you rather than against you.
We believe that politics is passe.
We believe that some words sound better than others. Like pamplemousse.
Q
We believe in queens. Hello.
R
We believe Reality is overrated.We don’t need to see that. But we love to watch.
S
We believe that the superficial is often profound.
We believe that soup cans can be Art.
We believe you should talk to strangers. But not get in their cars. Necessarily.
We believe that everyone is the star of their own musical. But no one maybe watching.
We believe this is the Screen Age. Watch what happens.
We believe a short attention span is more than made up for by a broad attention range.(thank-you Doug Rushkoff)
We believe in the Sixteenth minute can be better than the fifteen minutes before it.
T
We believe in totalteletransformation. Beam us up!
We believe that we turn on television to be turned on.
We believe that there is nothing more natural than technology.
We believe in Trisexuality. Try anything once. Or twice. Or as many times as you like.
U
We believe that today’s underground is tomorrow’s mainstream.
We believe that every one of us is a unique brand.
We believe that ugly is the new beautiful.
V
We believe Vegas is the pinnacle of modern architecture.
We believe video did not kill the radio star, but only hurt her feelings.
W
We believe the wrapping’s the thing.
We believe it really is a world of wonder.
XYZ
We believe that the answer to ‘y brand x?’ is zzz!
Books:
On the Road, Disco Bloodbath, In Cold Blood, Eisenheim The Illusionist, Bastard out of Carolina, Naked Lunch, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas, Sophie's Choice, White Noise, anything Dickens, anything Samuel Beckett
Interesting Book Summery Site
Shown Above (My faves): Patsy Southgate, Bill Berkson, John Ashbery; seated, Frank O’Hara (Lunch Poems
WRITING "RULES OF DUMB"
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Employ the vernacular.
Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
Remember to never split an infinitive.
A writer must not shift your point of view.
One-word sentences? Eliminate.
Contractions aren't necessary.
The adverb always follows the verb.
One should never generalize.
Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Understatement is always best.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
The passive voice is to be avoided.
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
Be more or less specific.
Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Don't never use a double negation.
capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Verbs have to agree with their subjects.
If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)
Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!!!!
Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
Always pick on the correct idiom.
Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; they're old hat; seek viable alternatives.
Heroes:
My VERY MISSED And INSANELY TALENTED UNCLE BILL...
Aunt Marty & Uncle Bill..... My Muse, My Childhood Escape, and my heart.
James Photo Shoot 4-19-07
CLICK DIS TO SEE IT!
Thanks to my pals in Santa Cruz, for uploading a billion pictures for me!
Let's read some funny stuff.....K?
Bois-BOIS!!??
Will you PUHLEEEZE STOP, "GAYING" up the place already???
