Desperate Desperation! |
Oh dear. Here we go. If Hollywood had a movie title this week it would be called Desperately Seeking Fame. As if the murder press weren't enough, PHIL SPECTOR is now getting mis-trial publicity. The j...
Posted by sham on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST |
Trainwreck Fun Time! |
Gee.. I thought train wrecks were supposed to be less commonplace than car wrecks and plane crashes.... That certainly was NOT the case this week in Miss Lady Hollywood, Nelly Las Vegas, Swishy New Yo...
Posted by sham on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST |
SUICIDE SEASON! |
Uh oh! Looks like the Winter Suicide Trend is here before Autumn has even begun! Usually, suicide is great for career longevity. Examples: MARILYN MONROE, EDIE SEDGEWICK, FRIDA KAHLO, ERNEST HEMMINGWA...
Posted by sham on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Rehab season |
Wow! Fashion forward Hollywood moves on again! Now that summer is over and jail season is winding down it looks like the big fame game this fall is drug/alcohol/ and rehab related! Porn queen, ex-gove...
Posted by sham on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Trouble |
Oh boy! All kinds of exciting trouble in Miss Lady Hollywood! Someone is trying to poison Paris in jail!! Shamantha's inside sources are telling her that poor jailbird Paris is avoiding eating becaus...
Posted by sham on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:50:00 PST |
SHAMANTHA COX COLUMN 4/25/07 |
Is tragic the new and now thing? How embarrassing! Another new American Celebrity born through tragedy: Cho Sueng-Hui! Uh oh! Go Cho Go! With death numbers (32) so high up at Virginia Tech, it's no wo...
Posted by sham on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST |
What's WRONG??!!! |
Oh shoot. Darn it. Shucks. What are some other expressions people use when everything goes wrong? As I pre-press predicted, my b.f.f. PARIS HILTON has been sentenced to 45 days in glamorous county jai...
Posted by sham on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:21:00 PST |
