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Why Hello There...my name is Shealita Baby. I am your typical 57 year old woman,
who enjoys Bingo, Church, and a good read from the Bible. Sometimes I just sit in my
living room in my Lazy boy and just read and read and read.. Its a action packed,
suspenseful piece of literature..a nice little adventure for your mind and imagination as
you will connect with Jesus through the pages..and be there right by his side, with every
miracle he does onto others. Unlike many people in this country, I enforce the rules of
the Bible..and I put fourth into action the word of the Lord. I love to watch me some Peter Popoff while chewing on some carmel chews.. I absolutly love my afternoon stories such as Days of our Lives, and Passions.. oh those shows just be so entertainin. I'm also a very big fan of just going out there and protesting a good cause for the Lord. Nothing makes Baby Jesus smile more then a good ol religious intervention on the devil and his evil doings.
A little bit more about myself i guess. I used to host and perform at 3 different parties a month called EGO from the summer of 06 till the winter of 07 in the Hudson valley and Albany area. In the upstate new york area the clubs i performed at have been Club Excape, Rive Gauche, Wave, Club Phoenix, Water Works, Bearsville Theater, Woodstock Cafe, Hudson Valley Community College, Eden Dance Club, and at Cabaloosa's for 80's Night in New Paltz. I have performed at a few places in nyc such as BoysRoom, Duvet, OW Bar, Luke & Leroys for the Rated X panty Party, Area @ Don Hills, and Unisex Salon.
I have appeared on Howard Stern TV for the 2007 Stupid Bowl, which pitted 5 drag queens against 5 of Howard Sterns staff members together in a game of Flag Football., the drag queens one, I guess this old girl still has some kick in her.
I was nominated for Best Comedy Performer in NYC at the 2007 Glammy Awards, which are basically the Oscars for Drag.
I have appeared in HX, NEXT, Paper Magazine, Inside Out, Gazelland Magazine, and also been in a dozen of web sites for nightlife photgraphy. Long story short, I'm a working girl.
For booking me at events, send me a message at [email protected]
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Heres some quotes of what people have said about me.
"Your a Christian Cunt!"-Miss Understood
"I think was saved after I saw your performance"-Kenny Kenny
"No thank you, get away from me"-Miss Guy (after trying to give her a Jesus coloring book)
"You're racist!"- Kim Aviance
"Your fucking stupid"-Jack Flack
"Shealita Baby pee's Holy Water" -Thistle Harlequin
"You're Retarded"-Mimi Imfurst
"Fat Cunt"-Dusty O
"That fat tranny ban in the city is gonna wreck Shelita's NYC career!"- Lady Esther Gin
"you're sooooooooooooooooo pretty!!!!!"-Iggy
"Myspace scandel and God Warrior"-Lady Bunny
"Who the fuck is shealita baby..sounds like a banana."-Bobby Trendy
"An inspiration, a true follower of Christ"- Christian Review
"Now this is NYC at its best!" made during my performance by Daniel Bauer former HX cover boy and successor to houdini
"You slut of a sinner! You make us good Christians everywhere look bad! How dare you! I am taking this right to the Catholic church! "-Kevin Clamato
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