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Michael Divine

That Bitch Has A Bad Case Of Wolf Pussy!

About Me

Ladies and Gentlemen! We ask that you please remain seated throughout the entire performance. The use of recording devices and flash photography is strictly prohibited. Please make a note of all emergency exits, and thank you for not smoking. And now, introducing your hosts, Tina and Carol! On your mark... Get set... GO!Out of the dark pitts of anguish, I bring that vicious,invincible, supreme bitch. Destroying all in her path she claims your crown. Upon my command she shouts, "Demolish, dismantle, distinguish, mutilate! Exterminate, slay, ravish, mutilate! Terminate, disestablish, defeat, mutilate! Obliderate, invalidate, mutilate!" Hey Ms. Pussy! Hey Ms. Cunt! I declare war! I'm appalled, flabbergasted. That you have such conception of reality... It's quite evident and shall I mention, your involuntary bottom most ground level composure has developed only one adjective to exemplify your person... Translation; You're late! I'm repulsed at the sight of such abominable deportment. But none the less, I must not forget the hoodlum, jailbait, vagabonds we haven't had. Translation; Bitch, you're shot! I'm going to let you know it! You can't take me, girl you hate me, cause I' m nothing other than allurement, elegance, glamour, refinement! And you, Ms. Thing... Rubbish, residue, scum in fragments. I'm aware of this prediciment you're in. Therefore I forward my proposition. Please, grant me the convienence to place you out of your misery. Translation; I declare war!

My Interests

Music, Straight Boys, Fashion, Dancing, Homo Thugs, Performance Art, Make Up, Super Thin Girls, Heatherette, Spinach Dip, Mirrorballs, Miniature Pinschers, Platform Shoes, Martinis, Boys In Make Up, B-Boys, Lime Tostitos, Voguing, Plastic Surgery, NYC Clubkids, Adidas, Femme Queens, Nightlife, Talking Shit, Satire, Making You Gag! My AIM SN Is MissMike2000

I'd like to meet:

Gisele Xtravaganza, Margaret Cho, Grace Jones, Wendy Williams, Tony Ward, Kate Moss, Amanda Lepore, Jodie Harsh, Pete Burns, Alexander McQueen, John Galliano, Wildchild, Pat McGrath, Kabuki, Moondust. People who like to push other people's buttons for the fun of it. People who can't be anything but themselves and would never change for anyone. People who inspire and entertain. People who can walk into a room and without saying a word have the attention off everyone around them! Good or bad, doesn't matter; As long as they are talking!

Music:

Tribal House, Breakbeats, Drum & Bass, Trip Hop, R&B, Vocal Trance, Ghetto Tech, Miami Bass, Freestyle - Everything But The Girl, Offer Nissim, Kevin Aviance, Deee-lite, Kosheen, Sade, Erykah Badu, Imogen Heap, Amy Winehouse, Massive Attack, Portishead, Esthero, Lamb, Pink, Gaelle, Dido, Soulstice, Oceanlab, Iio, Annie Lennox, Lisa Marie Presley, Keyshia Cole, Frankie J., Neyo, Kelly Clarkson, Sinead O'Connor, Bjork, Justine Suissa, Jan Johnston, Daniel Bedingfield, Shayne Ward, Damien Rice, James Blunt, John Legend, Khia, Yin Yang Twins, Ciara, Akon, Simple Plan, Blue October, Fort Minor, Sugababes, BT, Aphrodite, Ben Sage, Pendulum, LTJ Bukem, Roni Size, Dillinja, Dieselboy, Dj Dara, Photek, Way Out West, Ben Watt, Louie Devito, Johnny Vicious, Peter Rauhofer, Victor Dinaire, David Knapp, Tony Moran, Eric Morillo, Roger Sanchez, Mario Fargetta, Gabry Ponte, Mike Rizzo, Tracy Young, Dj Jayito, Junior Vasquez, Joe Caro, Dj Abel, Baby Anne, Dj Sharaz, Dj Ark, Malicious Mike, Jimmy Rhodes, Dj Rose, Huda Hudia, Faze, Tony Faline, Dj Fixx, Dj Dlerium, Simply Jeff, Funklab, Burufunk, R. Fresh, Bassbin Twins, Stanton Warriors, Aquasky, Autobots, Freestylers, Bomfunk Mc's, Deekline And Wizard, Dj Viro, Plump Dj's, Rabbit In The Moon, Above And Beyond, Gabriel And Dresden, Rank One, Armin Van Buuren

Movies:

Gia, The Legend Of Billie Jean, Saw 1,2,&3, Bully, Belly, Mommie Dearest, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Party Monster The Shockumentary, Shampoo Horns, Thelma And Louise, Freeway, Mean Girls, Gummo, Dancing At The Blue Iguana, 54, Julian Donkey Boy, Wolf Creek, Party Girl, Circuit, What's Love Got To Do With It, Monster, Brown Sugar, Wigstock, Natural Born Killers, Requiem For A Dream, Garden State, Sid And Nancy, Drop Dead Gorgeous, High Art, Paris Is Burning, Transamerica, Trick, Brokeback Mountain, Anything Done By Tyler Perry Or John Waters, And All Of Margaret Cho's Live Concerts - Revolution, Assasin, Notorious Cho, I'm The One That I Want

Television:

Noah's Arc, Queer As Folk, Absolutely Fabulous, Nighty Night, Reno 911, Halfway Home, Work Out, Anna Nicole Smith Show, Girlfriends, Real World, Mind Of Mencia, Being Bobby Brown, Drawn Together, Chelsea Handler Show, Campus Ladies, Sex And The City - (Old School) Designing Women, Grace Under Fire, Roseanne, Popular

Books:

Disco Bloodbath, Pierre Et' Gilles, Making Faces, Art Of Make Up, LaChapelle Land, Hotel LaChapelle, Check Please:How To Pick Up Boys . . . And Dump Them When You're Done, No Lifeguard; The Accidental Life Of The World's First Supermodel, Everything About Me Is Fake . . . And I'm Perfect, The Truth About Diamonds, Star

Heroes:

( People Who Inspire Me, Not Heroes ) Willi Ninja ( R.I.P. ), Grace Jones, Pat McGrath, Kevyn Aucoin, Moondust, Margaret Cho, Leigh Bowery, Divine, Amanda Lepore, The House Of Aviance, The House Of Xtravaganza, The House Of Ninja

My Blog

True Divas

Whitney Houston - People are always talking about how something has just turned us away from Whitney Houston but do we forget that the something that made us love her ( her voice ) is so much str...
Posted by Michael Divine on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

Ab Fab

" I tell them, keep taking the tablets, hack of your tits, stick your finger down your throat and don't come back until you're looking like something." ( Paying tribute to the good old days when a gir...
Posted by Michael Divine on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

I Once Heard Some Heffa Say......

"I am everything I pretend to be!" - Kim Fields "Eat a bag of royal fuck, bitch!" - Janice Dickinson "What's mine is mine, and what's his is mine." - Me "Fi Fye Fo Fum Where'd This Busted Bitch Come F...
Posted by Michael Divine on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:06:00 PST

MissMike-Lo-Pedia

"For My Lil Sprout, My One And Only Maluptious..... I Love You, Pichael Maul Withdrawl"   *****Scruffy Maluptious, Scurvy Lurvy Ding Dong, Butt Funkies, Spikkards, Mickle Doo Ribbit, Bunyans, Mut...
Posted by Michael Divine on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:07:00 PST

Tina Tales

  "My Friend Tina" - Unknown Author This is my life so dark and hollow,We lay in my room while I tech and wallow.Outside is full of sketches I dare not go,my platter and I reside on my bed u...
Posted by Michael Divine on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:14:00 PST