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Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page

I like pussywillows and skanks.

About Me

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Couch jumping in Manhattan totally fucking rocks!
I am so NOT a drunken whore. Why do people keep saying that?! JEEZ!
This is a photo of me dancin' for them goddamned paparazzi. They told me to do this. See! They wanted it to look like I was on drugs and booze!
First Episodes of "Slightly Dangerous" now up. Episode one: "The Wish" now up.
**CLICK HERE TO WATCH EPISODE ONE, "THE WISH."**
Basically, I am the new Annie Potts, as well as a drunken Asian whore [at times]. I'm that wacked out fuckface creature of the night, Kevin Clamato Juice. I don't want to call myself zany, because I really don't think I'm zany. I guess sometimes. Sometimes I run. Sometimes I cry. Sometimes I'm scared of you. But all I really want is to hold you tight. I like birdies and doggies, New York City, I host NYC nightlife parties, I bartend, I sing, I act, sometimes I make indie film appearances, but most of all, I like YOU! I talk like a filthy-mouthed gutter whore, so be warned, fuckface bitches. I hang out with the wrong crowd, but they're the most fun group of people probably in the continental United States and the country of Andorra, as well as The Iraq. I was known as a "busybody" in elementary school. I'm a native New Yorker who was born on the 4th of July, a complete firecracker. Some of you think I'm not real, but I assure you, as Sally Struthers puts it, "Kevin Clamato is an actual living, breathing child." I'm for hire at $3.99 an hour. I do it all (I like peeing especially. It's very nice). Call now! 212-555-3825.

Above photo by James.
Above photo by nickydigital.com. Photoed with the incredible Dezdemona Roxx (Look her up)! Hosting at Bowieball.
Above photo by isophoto.com at Rated X, May 12th.
Above, a Kevin Clamato / Dina Delicious classic (EDITED FOR MAIN PROFILE. ORIGINAL IN MY PHOTOS), by Nikola Tamindzic of Ambrel.net. We just can't seem to be photographed apart.
Meat Locker Chic
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My music video, “State of Independence,” by Scott Gerst.
My body parts come from both....
Poland:
and Italy:
I Sher am purdy!
Motherfucker at Roxy!!!
Fucking paparazzi!!! Those fuckers always find me.
Roger Rabid and I at Rated X. Work, bitches.
A typical Monday night in my living room.
Music video, "State of Independence" by Scott Gerst
The paparazzi even follow me into public restrooms. Oh and I wasn't posing at all. That's how I use public restrooms.
AHHHH, the olden days.........(we're all pointing to photos of us in a magazine.) I'm a headline article. OMG.
Here's my new complete drawing project, "City of Sussex and Environs," freehand felt tip pen on foamboard, (L)14" X (H)11" (approx).
One of NYC's biggest foul-mouth prostitutes
Cast member of "Slightly Dangerous"
Completely pineapples!
The thrower of the biggest Strawberry Social in the World
Impish
Magical
Extraordinary
NYC Socialite
Lovely, just lovely
Moody
Sarcastic
Comedic Genius
Party boy
Music Video Star
Very smurfy
Bitchy
Friendly
Extroverted
Artistic
Party Promoter
Party Host
Bartender
Vocalist
Writer
Fund Raiser
Energetic
A Guaranteed Good Fucking Time
That's All You Need To Know
Oh, and I'm as moist as a snack cake down there.
FOR BOOKING INFO, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: [email protected]

My Interests

MUSIC, Sweet Baby James, sex, NYC, wham sandwiches, music, James' cooking, singing, writing, party planning, event planning, club/lounge promotion, boys who wear makeup, jogging in central park, drawing, saying hello to doggies and birdies, the Atkins diet when you want to get into your Speedo for Summer, hanging with my east village posse, being out and about, Karl Johnson, jamming to music, walking down the street as if it were a runway, attention-starved, hair wax, lotions, emotional rollercoasters, diet coke, diet dr. pepper, parties, vodka/soda, hunger pains, swimming in the ocean, visiting James Lopez at all of his bars, beaches, cracker jacks, grilled chicken, kissing, walking over 100 blocks just for the fuck of it, ice storms, road trips when i have my hands on a car, mutual masterbation, eyeliner, powder, lip gloss, sarcasm beyond, outer space, glitter, shiny things, recording music in a studio, acting on-set, drawing extremely detailed maps of fictitious cities, go-go boys, dominatrixes, porn, pimps, did i mention glitter?, candles, putting my devils out, snowstorms, thunderstorms, hummus, traveling to the tropics, pretending I'm stupid, when I'm really not, old Asian men sleeping on laps without bodies.

James:

Alex:

Karl Johnson:

James Lopez:

Stoph:

Devin:

Sal Icon:

Mattaboy:

Nate:

One of my all-time favorite DJs now [and lover, of course], Michael T.:

Oh, Can't Forget Jeri Blank:

Below is Peggy Lee if you didn't know. AMAZING!

I'd like to meet:

People who are artistic, creative, say what's on their mind, don't care who's watching them if they do something stupid, photographers, fashion designers, actors, singers, songwriters, people who draw, painters, makeup artists (already know the best: my Mom, Moondust and Alejandro Calvani), club kids, east village trash (already know all of you), fasionistas, record producers, filmmakers, bartenders, club promoters, anyone that knows they're truly incredible and not afraid to say it. Hipsters, wannabes, punk ass bitches, emo fags, girls with fake boobs, all of NYC's go-go boys (wait, I know all of you too), people who walk on their hands, people who swear a lot, whores, sluts, dominatrixes, hustlers, anyone in nightlife, the arts and show biz really.....And the other smurfs I haven't yet met. Oh and your Mom.

Music:

Aaliyah, Aaron Elvis, Avenue D, Balkan Beat Box, Beruit, Billie Holliday, Bjork, Blue Monday, James Brown, The Carpenters, The Chemical Brothers, Christina Aguilera, Ciara, Coldplay, Courtney Love, Corey Tut, The Cure, Danny Elfman, Deborah Cox, Death Cab for Cutie, Dee-Lite, Destiny's Child, Depeche Mode, Duke, Duran, Duran, Elvis, En Vogue, Etta James, Eve, Felix da Housecat, Fiona Apple, Garbage, George Michael, Gwen Stefani, Janet Jackson, J. Lo, Justin Timberlake, Josh Groban, Kate Bush, Kelly Clarkson, Klaxons, The Knife, Kylie Minogue, Lab Waste, Ladytron, Larry Tee, Lenny Kravitz, Live, Lords of Acid, Lucas LaMatta, Luscious Jackson, Madison Avenue, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Miss Kitty, Missy Elliott, Morcheeba, Narcotic Thrust, N.E.R.D., No Doubt, Outcast, Peggy Lee, Pet Shop Boys, Prince, Princess, Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Santogold, Sarah McLachlan, Scissor Sisters, Shannon, Sheryl Crow, Soft Cell, Sonic Youth, Sunscream, Tiga, Tori Amos, U2, Vivian Green, Whitney Houston, Bad Boy Bill, Tool, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zoot Woman.....that's what's on my i-Pod right now anyway.

Movies:



BOOGIE NIGHTS, Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?, Cruel Intentions, Serial Mom, Clueless, 200 Cigarettes, Jawbreaker, Requiem for a Dream, Hairspray, Party Girl, Mean Girls, Bad Education, Saved, Y Tu Mamma Tambien, Strangers with Candy, The Audition, The Amityville Horror, Thema and Louise, Drawing Restraint 9, Slither, The Descent

Television:

AB FAB, TLC, Discovery, History, Strangers with Candy, MadTV, The Weather Channel, E!, The Robin Byrd Show. I'm very well-rounded as you can see.Jim Cantore is my hero. The way he braves those elements. It's hot.

Robin Byrd is my bitch.

Books:

Edgar Allan Poe, Dan Brown

Heroes:

My parents and my Broadway star Uncle Alan who was taken from us way too soon. I will never forget you.

AND....
Friedrich Nietzsche (Read him if you haven't.):

Edgar Alan Poe (Also, a must read. Wow.):

Etta James (The most perfect, clear voice!):
....

My Blog

Lost numbers, whores and punctuation.

It’s been a few weeks now since my old phone has died. All my cell numbers thus vanished.I almost cried. Had a ceremony, then locked myself in my bedroom and listened to Lisa Loeb.Anyway, either...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

I am so hot and nasty today

and my girlfriends and I just want to play with you.Oooooh.  Cindy has nice boobs.  Nice boobs indeed.  Bounce them boobs.  Oh yes, bounce them boobs.Chocolate is wearing see-throu...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:16:00 PST

TONIGHT! 3.13.08! CAZWELL, JROC, CLAMATO AND DEBAUCHERY! RUBY@ULTRA!

SAY YOU’RE WITH KEVIN CLAMATO AT THE DOOR FOR REDUCED ADMISSION! DEBAUCHERY, $7 RUBY COSMOS ALL NIGHT, CAZWELL AND JROC! OMG AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!SEE YOU THERE FUCKERS!XOCLAMATO...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

My bar has a new myspace page. Please add and then come see me behind the bar........

Add my bar's brand new myspace page.................then come see me tonight, especially if you sing.........ADD CATERINA'S PIANO BAR'S MYSPACE PAGE.Thanks!xoclamato...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:55:00 PST

So, I need to stop drinking......

......like MANY of us do.  I just need to put my mind to it.  I'm ruining everything.  I honestly need to stop drinking.  I can't even remember what I do or say the night before.&n...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:00:00 PST

THIS IS MY OFFICIAL AIDS WALK NYC 2008 SPONSORSHIP WEBSITE

Please sponsor me this year in AIDS WALK NYC 2008.My official AIDS WALK page can be found here:KEVIN CLAMATO'S OFFICIAL AIDS WALK NYC 2008 SPONSOR PAGE.What we do collectively makes such a huge differ...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:11:00 PST

Its official! The FLATIRONs NEWEST hot party.

The Flatiron District once again heats up with a new, fun, sexy and scandalous party! Drew Zailen, Larry Tee and Kevin Clamato present..............Free liquor, amazing beats by Larry Tee and naked b...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

I'm glad.

This is to my old college buds..........But, I'll let all the gay New Yorkers in on it too, since you're my peeps and have carried me through so much.  xo, by the way.  When I say 'xo,' it i...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

My real personal life blog, on blogspot.

My official blog away from myspace can be found here: kevinclamato.blogspot.comPlease check it out. Today, Friday, February 8, 2008 is my first entry. This will be my personal journal which I will s...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:40:00 PST

How did we go from the dash to the period?

Do you remember a time when you wrote your phone number down, it looked like this?(212) 555-1212.Now, it looks like this:212.555.1212.When did this change and why? Please help me. This is my Monday'...
Posted by Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST