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About Me

A small part of my crazy ass world feels right again. I'm a mess. Totally fluid. Old enough to know better, but too disassociated to care. Doomed to repeat past mistakes an infinite number of times, never really learning anything from them, because I knew before I made them, that they were wrong...I've hiked the Grand Canyon three times. One Saturday afternoon when I was a senior in high school, I parked my car in the red zone at IAH and hopped a plane to NYC, "life" was really getting to me. I'm an orphan, my mom died almost four years ago, and my dad isn't a nice man. I was fairly innocent until about 3 years ago when my life became like the Unrated Director's Cut of GAYS GONE WILD..you know, sex, drugs, and gay techno...I like things to go my way, and usually have more than one trick up my sleeve to get things to ALWAYS go my way. I've been pegged as a troublemaker, MANIPULATOR, "wolf in sheep's clothing" kinda boy. Hey, if the shoe fits...I will honestly try anything once, and then probably try to convince everyone else to do it too, I'm a pusher. I don't believe in speeding tickets. I love ice cream more than I like most people. I'm an awesome listener, and if it's advice you want, or even if you don't, I'll give it to you, and it will be blunt as Hell, and probably the exact opposite from what you wanted me to say. Sometimes, there is no reason to use tact or grace-I enjoy those moments. I've done things that you could NEVER imagine a sane individual doing. Despite all outward appearances, I'm not that tightly put together, sometimes, the inside is a train wreck, but hidden well. I don't want to meet your parents. I'll say what you've been thinking but were afraid to say. After I blurt it out, we'll do whatever SCANDALOUS activity we were talking about. Always up for meeting new people. Going through lots of changes currently-stuck somewhere between the old party animal boy that i used to love being, and a sad old hermit who sits at home thinkin' bout the good ol' days...catch me on one of the nights when I need outta the house and you're in for one Hell of a night....catch me on a low-key night and prepare to be bored to death...Holla at me on here or on aim, my screenname is briguytx25. If you really wanna get to know the REAL me, check out my live journal: Click Here

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will go fishing with me and my cousin on our day off and not laugh at our methods. Anyone who can say that they are "truly" happy and not be full of shit. Anyone who knows the secret to eternal youth. Anyone who would grab the biggest knife they could find and come to my place to save me from the bad guys. (because knives, fire, and needles are my three biggest phobias.) Anyone who can eat more ice cream than me. Anyone who can make me laugh. Anyone who can sit through one of my long, drawn out stories without either being bored to death or staring at me in disbelief at the end. I tend to get a little crazy sometimes, so you should be able to keep up. I'm very open minded, and wanna be around people that are too.oh yeah, and lindsay, mk, brit, and Daddy Yankee who I've now decided is THE sexiest man on Earth, and for sure, Pete Wentz, I think he's tied with Daddy Yankee for sexiest man alive, PLUS he comes with Ashlee Simpson, so I'd get an instant new bff. lmao. also, wendy the ho who i think would be my all-time favorite bff!

My Blog

beauty school dropout...

hangin' around the corner store... wowsers. i guess i should've posted a prologue to my last blog entry concerning my "rehab release" party. i was in a court-mandated intensive outpatient rehab progra...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:47:00 GMT

when i say REHAB...

you say RELEASE...REHAB...RELEASE....HEYYYYYYYYY! dat's right fools. i "graduated" from rehab tonight. woot. unfortunately, they were not interested in me delivering either of the stellar commencement...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:04:00 GMT

he can come out da house wit no ankle bracelet on...

freaky friendswood. da friendswood freak. it's a HAWT new dance. hurr's how you do it. picture it. for da full mental pic, peep my outfit. (white, black, yellow, and sparkly silver striped boy capri p...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:10:00 GMT

thighs like what? what? what?

i think i'll sing it again...lmao. what up crackas? what a damn day...what a damn week. life's a little off the chain currently. part fierce to death. part living hell. good times. so i find myself l...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:15:00 GMT

believe me sweetie, i got enough to feed the needy...

OMG! So guess what my lil ass did today for the first time EVER??? I was like a real grown-up and went and voted! Woot! I decided that you can't just sit around and bitch about the way things are goin...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:04:00 GMT

me, myself, and i...

been jammin' a lot of my girl, beyonce' lately, and now "me, myself, and i" is stuck in my head. used to be my jam. lol. listening to it so much lately made me re-realize that you can only count on yo...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:35:00 GMT

she works hard for the money...

so you betta treat me right....WOOT! I loves me new job. trust. i guess dragging out the job hunt finally paid off. lol. That, or I'm just one lucky lil b....anyway, made it outta Ike alive, even afte...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:37:00 GMT

seriously?

you have to be fuckin' kidding me...if all goes well, things are about to get MUCH MUCH better in my crazy little world.but, i know, better than anyone-not to count my lil chickens before they hatch.s...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 00:44:00 GMT

fun facts

Bored off my ass. Randomness. Here we go.Current obsessions: my new ipod touch, vegetarian buffalo wings, Dior skinflash concealer, Duwop eye masks, bluefly.com, eluxury.comAll time favorites: vodka, ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:43:00 GMT

self-preservation...

some little boy is drunk off his skinny ass. whoops! Now y'all know i don't care for drinking and driving (just like how Cass Van Rye doesn't care for books....)lmao. so, work sucked it today. what el...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT