man, something smells like the inside of a fake leg, and it isn't me. for the record, my celebrity boob twin is jessica simpson. everyone needs to know that.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Audrey Merz
Birthday: July 25, 1989
Birthplace: Glen Carbon
Current Location: Glen Carbon
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: puppies
Your Fears: spiders, serial killers, and getting murder in a bathroom by a serial killer with a pet spider
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese is the shizznit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be super awesome
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: like yeah omg lmao lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: im ron burgundy?
Your Best Physical Feature: i dont know...my knee
Your Bedtime: what am i? 2?
Your Most Missed Memory: my mommy
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi I AHDFJASHf COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: either one who cares
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water please
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: white chocolate mocha
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: always i converse in sing-song
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yeah sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope motion sickness is for losers
Do you think you are Attractive: im too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, whatchu think bout that
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no, well if receipts count, then yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, unless receipts count
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ewwww no but i like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: i dont like that word
Ever been Beaten up: no i kick ass
Ever Shoplifted: yes sadly
How do you want to Die: anywhere but the bathroom i dont care how
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a whore
What country would you most like to Visit: France....OH WAIT I ALREADY DID THAT! Nauru sounds pretty cool
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark brown and i dont like the way you are spelling favorite
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown... i dont like th way you're looking at me. i want you to avert your gaze.
Short or Long Hair: doesn't really matter, as long as his hair is shorter than mine
Height: dont care
Weight: doesnt matter as long as he isnt morbidly obese
Best Clothing Style: NO CLOTHES IS THE BEST STYLE
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: a bizillion
Number of Piercings: i have my ears pierced once
Number of Tattoos: full body, i hold the world record
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i cant count them what a stupid question
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