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Jules

Bad Motherf**ker

About Me

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

My Interests

Hangin' with my main man Vincent, Drivin' my 1974 Chevy Nova, Recitin' the scripture

I'd like to meet:

You, baby. You've been running through my fantasies all night. Showing up unexpectedly in my dreams like a smooth talking, high-class harlot. I ain't talkin' about those stanky, jamenko walkers on Gary and Mission neither, I mean you got some creamy buttermilk drinkin' thighs and worth a whole lot more than the $5 dollar special. C'mon, let's meet. I'll pick you up in the Nova, we'll get some Kahuna burgers, I'll give you one of my foot massages.

Music:

The Del-Fonics, Lionel Ritchie, any smooth groove that I make sweet love to my lady by.

Movies:

You know what my favorite movie is, bee-yatch!

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

That Sam Jackson is one dynamite fellow!