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About Me

layout by ärriel © My name is Woodchuck. You can call me chuck. Some refer to me by my middle name, Puddin. I decided to hook it up on MySpace because I can't keep up with all my peeps all on my own. What is a kickass woodchuck, such as myself, to do? I spend most of my time on the job. I am a security guard. In my spare time, I model for calendars, greeting cards, things of that sort. I have put some of my work on my pics page.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Arnold! My grandpa used to tell me stories of a mexican pigeon, named el pigeona supremo. He used to rule the land. There was a bitter rivalry between el pigeona supremo and the gang of the las palamoooses. A giant duel was planned. El pigeona supremo used his gift of peace and persuasion to end the fighting. The rivalry was over, but unfortunately came to a tragic end when el pigeona supremo was accidentally shot in the back by the leader of the palmoooses. After this event, the townspeople came together in mourning. There will never be another like el pigeona supremo. I would also like to meet Maude Oosterhouse, that's my friend Oosterhouse's mother. 2 days before I was born, she was lost at sea. She went out snorkeling and never returned. We believe she is living on an island somewhere. Either that or she was eaten by a shark. Plus woodchucks can't swim. But we have faith. And let's not forget Triple H. He is a bad mamma jamma!
The family

Chuck's angels

Kiss my ass

The Woodchuck Arcade

My Blog

Did any of you somebeeches ever notice...

Ok..woodchuck has not written to the woodchuck crew in a while. For that, I apologize. Slinging bullets and holding down different forts is never easy. It takes time to be perfect. This entry shall ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:49:00 GMT

New family addition

Hola from woodchuck land.  I have great news!  Woodchuck has recently acquired a new pet.  He is a hedgehog......I think.  He is a rather strange looking fellow with big feet, weir...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:06:00 GMT

DX is back, beeches!!

This entry is for the wrestling peeps....those of you who are not wrestling peeps, I have two words for ya!  Well, maybe just a couple statements.  For one, you should be ashamed for de...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:58:00 GMT

Woodchuck's beotch blog

Hola from Woodchuck land to all the peeps.  Woodchuck has a lot on his mind lately so here we go.  First, Woodchuck has picked up many fans over the past few weeks, so he sends his appreciat...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 23:30:00 GMT

Here come the mummies

Hola from woodchuck land.  I have received quite a few comments regarding my profile song, even had a new friend snag it!  Here come the mummies is the name of the band, and I must say, they...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 18:51:00 GMT