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Forrest

Mama always said.....

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34% of the people who voted Republican in the last election believe that "Forrest Gump" was a documentary. His I.Q. was 75. His favorite book was "Curious George". He was related to and named after the great civil war hero General Nathan Bedord Forrest who started the KKK. He and his mother lived 1/4 mile off Route 17, 1/2 miles from Greenbow Alabama, Greenbow County. Forrest's mother explained his father being "away" as "Gone on Vacation" (when you go somewhere and you don't ever come back). He and his son's school bus driver were one and the same - Dorothy Harris. He Reported the Watergate Break in. FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - He ran four times across the United States which took: 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.

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